Cats

[Herdfan]

Yeah, I love it when I find guts in the garage.

For us it was always squirrel tails. Right on the mat as you stepped down into the garage.

 

[Renzatic]

For us it was always squirrel tails. Right on the mat as you stepped down into the garage.

All things considered, if I had to step on something with my bare feet, I'd rather it be a squirrel tail.

 

[Herdfan]

I swear my cats zig zag in front of me while I am walking like they are the beneficiaries of my life insurance policies.

 

[Yoused]

I swear my cats zig zag in front of me while I am walking like they are the beneficiaries of my life insurance policies.

Cats are just like members of the opposite* sex: you do not take up with them in the expectation that they will make your life easier.

*(I think that probably also applies to members of the same sex, where an applicable intimate relationship is involved, but I lack experience in that area)

 

[Renzatic]

I swear my cats zig zag in front of me while I am walking like they are the beneficiaries of my life insurance policies.

I had a cat like that. He'd run in front of everyone's feet, and inevitably get kicked hard enough to scoot him across the floor.

The only reason any of us figured he did it was because we'd end up picking him up and petting him afterwards. Figured he just saw it as an easy way to get attention.

 

[Hrafn]

I had a cat like that. He'd run in front of everyone's feet, and inevitably get kicked hard enough to scoot him across the floor.

The only reason any of us figured he did it was because we'd end up picking him up and petting him afterwards. Figured he just saw it as an easy way to get attention.

Mine love to do it. Favorite time and place is early morning, while it's still dark, walking down stairs. Both cats are dark on top.

 

[Renzatic]

Mine love to do it. Favorite time and place is early morning, while it's still dark, walking down stairs. Both cats are dark on top.

I feel your pain. I have scars all over my right hand because of that cat.

...and it wasn't from him scratching me.

 

[Yoused]

Useful to have around the ship.

 

[Cmaier]

Bruce is judging you all.

 

[Renzatic]

Bruce is judging you all.

My cat is judging your cat back.

 

[Nycturne]

Angel Cake is mostly trying to make me feel better while dealing with parents' health issues.

 

[cbum]

A cat and a dog are sitting by their person.

The dog looks at him and thinks: He feeds me. He keeps me warm and dry. He must be a god.

The cat looks at him and thinks: He feeds me. He keeps me warm and dry. I must be a god.



And best wishes to you & your parents. It doesn't get easier.

 

[Herdfan]

The cat looks at him and thinks: He feeds me. He keeps me warm and dry. I must be a god.

My wife says "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff."