Cosmonauts wearing yellow and blue?

First of all, to the NYT, they’re cosmonauts, not astronauts. How did that title get published.

I typically don’t like reading into symbolism that may or may not exist, but I have regularly lightly followed what’s happening in our space program and I can’t recall ever seeing cosmonauts wear anything other than some shade of blue.

Certainly the explanation of having too much yellow fabric makes no sense. If you were to pay tribute to your college colors why not just say that?

So good for the cosmonauts for making a statement. Especially with such potentially grave consequences. I guess Putin can’t arrest you in space.

Dmitry Rogozin, cheif hot head loud mouth at Roscosmos must be having a nuclear temper tantrum. He is 100% politician and 0% scientist and frankly is a continuous embarrassment to the Russian space program.
 
Nah, it has nothing to do with Ukraine. Those suits and launch items in general are prepared months before.
 
yaxomoxay said:
Nah, it has nothing to do with Ukraine. Those suits and launch items in general are prepared months before.
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The space station garment sweatshop was one of the first installed modules but it was done in secret. Viability of life in space tests went mice, dogs, chimps, then slave labor.

Another secret module added in 2015 was the elite liberal pedophile pizzeria module.
 
yaxomoxay said:
Well, that’s where Covid-22 is being created as we speak. (Don’t tell anybody)
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The biological warfare research module was installed by the Chinese. It remained a secret to the rest of the crew until recently as they were prevented from entering the module by a paper sign taped to the hatch that had “Keep out! And no girls!” written on it.
 
NT1440 said:
You didn’t hear about the supply chain delays? Covid-22 is currently on a 2024 release schedule.
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Chew Toy McCoy said:
The biological warfare research module was installed by the Chinese. It remained a secret to the rest of the crew until recently as they were prevented from entering the module by a paper sign taped to the hatch that had “Keep out! And no girls!” written on it.
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I am very disappointed at both of you. You have outdated info. Thanks to some mediation by Tim Cook, Modi accepted to install the Indian Biological Warfare module at the antipodes of the China module. Foxconn is finishing as we speak. Sadly for Cook, the microchip inside the vaccine will still be a Microsoft/Bill Gates exclusive.
 
Yoused said:
Do they staff it with expatriated Filipinos? Illegal aliens – in space?
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Wait. The Fake News module is not installed yet because funding is being held up by Congress. It seems that both R and D have a claim for the production and dissemination of fake news.
 
yaxomoxay said:
Wait. The Fake News module is not installed yet because funding is being held up by Congress. It seems that both R and D have a claim for the production and dissemination of fake news.
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Due to all the disinformation and misinformation nobody’s been able to locate the Fake News module but they swear it’s there. Trust them.
 
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