Deadliest animals in each state

Remember kids: if you see a deer don’t wait for it to startle a passerby.

Turn Bambi into a pie before Bambi turns you into a road statistic.
 
I thought the deadliest animal in Florida was the red-assed governor.
I'm really disappointed in that article. It doesn't at all mention why snails rank so highly on the list of deadliest animals.

I mean, how do snails even kill?
 
My state has too many gross MAGAts, and we are not even all that bad. They have knocked kittens out of first place.
 
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