Google shipped it this way

Cmaier · Oct 26, 2021

Joe · Oct 26, 2021

bahahahahah, love it!

Alli · Oct 26, 2021

I don’t need a Pixel to talk to my ass. Just sayin’.

DT · Oct 26, 2021

Alli said:
I don’t need a Pixel to talk to my ass. Just sayin’.

Right? I can't get my ass to shut the hell up.

LIVEFRMNYC · Oct 26, 2021

I don't think your Pixel is joking. You better start talking to your ass. Don't upset your Pixel.

Renzatic · Oct 26, 2021

You need to tell us what your ass said after you talked to it. Don't leave us hanging like dingleberries!

Hrafn · Oct 26, 2021

Renzatic said:
You need to tell us what your ass said after you talked to it. Don't leave us hanging like dingleberries!

Dingleberries, pshaw. It's the klingons you have to watch out for!

SuperMatt · Oct 26, 2021

DT said:
Right? I can't get my ass to shut the hell up.

If only it wasn’t shiny and metal…

Herdfan · Oct 27, 2021

Hrafn said:
Dingleberries, pshaw. It's the klingons you have to watch out for!

The ones circling Uranus?

ericwn · Oct 27, 2021

They know too much already! How did they figure out I like talking to my behind?!?

Renzatic · Oct 27, 2021

ericwn said:
They know too much already! How did they figure out I like talking to my behind?!?

Who DOESN'T like talking to their own ass?

...comeon, I can't be the only one!

Pumbaa · Oct 27, 2021

Renzatic said:
Who DOESN'T like talking to their own ass?

...comeon, I can't be the only one!

Don’t know how popular talking to one’s ass is, but plenty of people are talking out of theirs. Asses are versatile.