Since there are a couple mass shootings every day, it’s always “too soon” to discuss gun regulations. Everything is working out perfectly for the NRA.
Don’t worry, once we get to 1 billion guns in America, that will fix it. And we’re almost halfway there!
Sick and tired of the dull, boring, repetitive daily mass shootings? Have we got an interesting one for you today!
Maybe we should make trading cards of all the mass shooters. They could put INTERESTING facts on the back of them for everybody to discuss. This one is an old asian man, this one’s a white supremacist, this one was acquitted, this one offed himself… but if you’re really lucky, you can get the rarest of rare cards: a female mass shooter! Wow, she’s hot!
I guess until somebody personally gets shot or sees their family member dying of a gunshot wound, mass murder is just an unsolvable curiosity. But you say there‘s no regulation that could solve any of this. What about all the ones in countries WITHOUT multiple daily mass shootings maybe?
We couldn’t pass any useful gun laws… but we made abortion illegal. Congrats! Now every zygote can gestate, be born and die as god intended: painfully with their organs ripped to shreds by high velocity bullets in a mass shooting in their kindergarten classroom. Part of the excitement is getting DNA samples from mom and dad because of the unrecognizable bloody remains! What a way for dad to learn he’s not junior’s real dad. Jerry Springer here we come…. Pro Life 4Ever!
And yet politicians can still get votes by posing with their kids holding military-style weapons around the Christmas tree. What a punch to the nuts of everybody who ever suffered from the rampant gun violence in America. Vote for them? You voted for mass shootings. So, buy your trading cards, get your special edition rifle, the same one used by your favorite killer, and just hope you’re not the next to get shot. Thanks for screwing over all your fellow citizens who do NOT want to live in a war zone.
