“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what they [news media] write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“I did try and fuck her. … I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”
“She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“Ariana Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
“I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the Blacks.”
“I have Black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.”
“I think that putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing. … I don't want to sound too much like a chauvinist, but when I come home and dinner's not ready, I'll go through the roof, OK?”
“26,000 unreported sexual assults [sic] in the military — only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?”
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
“Waterboarding is your minor form. Some people say it's not actually torture. Let's assume it is. But they asked me the question. What do you think of waterboarding? Absolutely fine. But we should go much stronger than waterboarding. That's the way I feel."
“A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.”
"The problem is we have the Geneva Conventions, all sorts of rules and regulations, so the soldiers are afraid to fight."
“I know words. I have the best words.”