J.D. Vance Dossier

[Cmaier]

Here is the dossier that Iran was supposedly shopping around? (sorry about the crazy url)

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[Alli]

Councilor, can you provide a (brief) summation?

 

[Cmaier]

Councilor, can you provide a (brief) summation?

It’s huge, but reading through the table of contents, the vast majority of it is “he’s not trumpy enough.” A lot of stuff about him previously praising democrats or democratic positions, and saying bad stuff about Trump.

Nothing about him fornicating with a sofa or saying weird things about cat ladies (presumably because being a weirdo misogynist is not disqualifying in the republican primary)

 

[Cmaier]

Here’s the best part:

X suspends journalist Ken Klippenstein after he published J.D. Vance dossier

Journalist Ken Klippenstein's decision to release the leaked vetting dossier of vice presidential candidate JD Vance earned him a temporary suspension on X.

www.engadget.com

Remember when X was going to be all about free speech?

 

[dada_dave]

Here’s the best part:

X suspends journalist Ken Klippenstein after he published J.D. Vance dossier

Journalist Ken Klippenstein's decision to release the leaked vetting dossier of vice presidential candidate JD Vance earned him a temporary suspension on X.

www.engadget.com

Remember when X was going to be all about free speech?

Even more specifically, wasn't Musk all upset at the original Twitter's decision about the NY Post and Hunter Biden's dick pics?

 

[Eric]

Here’s the best part:

X suspends journalist Ken Klippenstein after he published J.D. Vance dossier

Journalist Ken Klippenstein's decision to release the leaked vetting dossier of vice presidential candidate JD Vance earned him a temporary suspension on X.

www.engadget.com

Remember when X was going to be all about free speech?

Yeah it made the front page of Reddit, dude is a total hypocrite but I maintain anyone who uses Twitter should expect it. Plenty of other places to share that will get the word out.

 

[rdrr]

I didn't read the actual dossier, but from what I read about people who have, it was a yawner. Nothing scandalous or weird in it.

 

[Cmaier]

I didn't read the actual dossier, but from what I read about people who have, it was a yawner. Nothing scandalous or weird in it.

J.D. Vance fucks his sofa

 

[rdrr]

J.D. Vance fucks his sofa

Hehe, wasn't actually hoping for that. I was hoping for something else, like maybe he ate his twin sister in the womb.

 

[Yoused]

J.D. Vance fucks his sofa

Only because he misunderstood that one line from Lady Marmalade.

 

[Citysnaps]

But did the couch come away satisfied? That's important.

 

[dada_dave]

I didn't read the actual dossier, but from what I read about people who have, it was a yawner. Nothing scandalous or weird in it.

Only that, as expected, the vetting wasn't very thorough - focusing on the "negative" that he once had the appearance of a moral compass (and thus wasn't Trumpian his whole life) rather than all the weird shit he's said and done since the apparition of conscience vanished.

BTW was this topic meant to be pinned?

 

[Cmaier]

But did the couch come away satisfied? That's important.

the truly horrifying aspect of this is that it’s a futon. That guy’s into some sick stuff.

 

[Cmaier]

BTW was this topic meant to be pinned?

no. not sure how that occurred, but it is unpinned now.

 

[Renzatic]

the truly horrifying aspect of this is that it’s a futon. That guy’s into some sick stuff.

....he's a monster.

 

[Yoused]

As long as it was not his therapist's couch. That would be highly unethical and could cause his therapist to lose their license. (Although, if it is a therapist, that might make sense.)

 

[Cmaier]

As long as it was not his therapist's couch. That would be highly unethical and could cause his therapist to lose their license. (Although, if it is a therapist, that might make sense.)

my wife is a therapist. she has a couch. do i need to worry about J.D. Vance showing up?

 

[Citysnaps]

As long as it was not his therapist's couch. That would be highly unethical and could cause his therapist to lose their license. (Although, if it is a therapist, that might make sense.)

I wonder if Vance's predilection/affliction is covered in the DSM? If not it seems a new category needs to be added in the next edition.

 

[Cmaier]

I wonder if Vance's predilection/affliction is covered in the DSM? If not it seems a new category needs to be added in the next edition.

Ikeaphrenia

 

[Renzatic]

Ikeaphrenia

Setteephilia.