Mississippi tries to ban choking the chicken.

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this is to show how stupid republican laws are. but man a few teenage boys could fund the whole government.
Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."

The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.


The bill, introduced Monday, would impose fines of $1,000 for a first offense, $5,000 for a second offense and $10,000 for any subsequent offenses.

The bill is unlikely to pass the GOP-led Legislature, but if it does and is signed into law by Gov. Tate Reeves, a Republican, it would go into effect in July.

Blackmon, a first-term senator representing a district north of Jackson, the capital, did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

In a statement to NBC affiliate WLBT of Jackson, Blackmon referred to the high number of state legislative bills introduced in recent years that target women's access to reproductive health care, specifically abortion and contraception.
 
The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.

Is there also an exception for sleep or did those idiotic assholes forget that this kind of "discharge" can also happen during sleep?
Someday they will find a way to monitor dreams and punish people because they dreamt something they don't approve of...

Some of these lawmakers belong into the loony bin but definitely not government!
 
Is there also an exception for sleep or did those idiotic assholes forget that this kind of "discharge" can also happen during sleep?
Someday they will find a way to monitor dreams and punish people because they dreamt something they don't approve of...

Some of these lawmakers belong into the loony bin but definitely not government!
it is more of an onion joke bill making fun of republicans. but just think of the revenue of teen boys.
 
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