General Taco Bell Ultramarathon Involves Running 50K and Eating at Taco Bell 9 Times

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The New York Post reports that Denver is preparing for an especially brutal endurance race. The Taco Bell 50K is a demanding test of not only cardiovascular fitness but also intestinal fortitude. Participants are required to stop at at least 9 of the 10 Taco Bells along the route and consume food. This is the eighth such competition and the rules (including banning the use of performance-enhancing drugs) make this race into the ultimate test of athleticism:

3. By the 4th stop, all entrants must have consumed at least one (1) Chalupa Supreme or one Crunchwrap Supreme (dietary restrictions will be allowed within reason).

4. By the 8th stop, all entrants must have consumed at least one (1) Burrito Supreme or one Nachos Bell Grande (dietary restrictions will be allowed within reason).

5. Finish under 11 hours.

6. Drinks do not count as food.

7. Entrants must keep all receipts and wrappers for confirmation of stupidity at the end of the run. [...]

11. No on-course Pepto, Alka Seltzer, Pepcid A/C, Mylanta will be allowed!

12. Additional "rules" may be added, amended, or changed to promote the intent of this run, which is to do something completely stupid.

What would be the optimal meal plan at Taco Bell to power through this run?

Taco Bell Ultramarathon Involves Running 50K and Eating at Taco Bell 9 Times

The New York Post reports that Denver is preparing for an especially brutal endurance race. The Taco Bell 50K is a demanding test of not only cardiovascular fitness but also intestinal fortitude. Participants are required to stop at at least 9 of the 10 Taco Bells along the route and consume...

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