Trump announces alliance with COVID-19

[SuperMatt]

Trump has initiated yet another policy that will help the famous disease to spread. In a statement, COVID-19 said “I thank the President for allowing me to join many more American families. Once again, he shows that he is the most inclusive President of all time.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/cdc-testing-guidelines-coronavirus/2020/08/26/eb653028-e7af-11ea-97e0-94d2e46e759b_story.html

 

[Eric]

Dude, your headlines are hilarious. Yep, if you don't test you can't have cases, it's simple Trump math.

 

[Thomas Veil]

From your link:

Fauci contradicted aspects of that, however, in a statement he gave to Sanjay Gupta on CNN. “I was under general anesthesia in the operating room last Thursday and was not part of any discussion or deliberation regarding these new testing recommendations. . . . I am concerned about the interpretation of these recommendations and worried it will give people the incorrect assumption asymptomatic spread is not of great concern. In fact, it is.”

Asked for comment, the CDC referred all questions to HHS. A NIAID spokeswoman confirmed Fauci’s views, noting he had quickly reviewed a version of the guidelines that circulated” before his surgery and “was not struck by the potential implication of this particular change” until he saw the final guidance.

I swear to god, it's like a fucking sitcom over there. "Let's wait until Fauci's under sedation, then we can get away with anything!"

 

[Yoused]

I swear to god, it's like a fucking sitcom over there.

Sitcoms sometimes make me groan, but every now and then they can trick me into actually laughing. This clusterfuckery has exsanguinated just about all the humor out of prettymuch everything.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

It's hilarious that Trump supporters are big fans of elaborate conspiracy theories, but when it comes to a simple game of connect the dots with Trump that at most involves 3 dots, most of the time 2, they see absolutely nothing.

If you showed them a video of Trump shooting a black man in the head and asked them what they just saw they would say "A great American." and that would be their complete analysis.