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US President Donald Trump's administration has issued an ultimatum to countries seeking permanent membership in his new Board of Peace, requiring a cash contribution of at least US$1 billion.
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Trump creates his own UN: countries must pay US$1bn to join his "Board of Peace" – Bloomberg
Source: Bloomberg, citing a draft charter for the proposed group and diplomatic sources
Details: The draft charter obtained by Bloomberg outlines a structure that effectively grants unlimited power to the chair, a position to be held by Trump himself.