Brain farts

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Couldn't figure out another thread to post this in so I thought I'd start a thread to bag on yourself.

My browser homepage populates with top news stories and my brain conflated 2 headlines into Madonna Threatens to Release New Album.

 

[rdrr]

There are certain words I cannot say without my tongue tripping over itself, like diversification. So I just use my 3rd grader's vocabulary in its place.

 

[fooferdoggie]

That's pretty much the English language for me.

 

[japanime]

Couldn't figure out another thread to post this in so I thought I'd start a thread to bag on yourself.

My browser homepage populates with top news stories and my brain conflated 2 headlines into Madonna Threatens to Release New Album.

The NY Times had a headline a couple of days ago that began "Trump and Meloni Split" and you can probably figure out what I thought I had just read.

 

[fischersd]

There was a post from Obama that started with "Virginia, if you haven’t done it already, make a plan to vote YES on the redistricting referendum. … "
Which I, in my yet-to-be-caffeinated-state had read as "Virgins, if you haven't done it already..."

I didn't think it would be appreciated if I commented "Well, isn't it the definition of a virgin that they haven't done it already?!?!"