DT is a big fake!

[Alli]

Yes indeed, folks. He has fooled us all. But my mother and I met him this afternoon, and ya know what? He’s just a meat bag like the rest of us!

And seriously, he’s a very nice guy.

 

[User.191]

Yes indeed, folks. He has fooled us all. But my mother and I met him this afternoon, and ya know what? He’s just a meat bag like the rest of us!

That I totally beleive….

And seriously, he’s a very nice guy.

And that I’m calling hyper bullshit on!

 

[DT]

And seriously, he’s a very nice guy.

Assuming you haven't noticed your missing wallet yet ...

 

[User.191]

Assuming you haven't noticed your missing wallet yet ...

Apparently you’ve not noticed yours is missing either….

 

[SuperMatt]

Assuming you haven't noticed your missing wallet yet ...

Or the upper-decker in the guest bathroom?

 

[DT]

Alli and her Mom were amazing! So glad I dragged my ass out of the house to meet them.

 

[Eric]

Assuming you haven't noticed your missing wallet yet ...

^ What this one, @Alli he's shifty.

 

[User.191]

^ What this one, @Alli he's shifty.

Pot. Kettle.

 

[Eric]

Pot. Kettle.

Yeah but I have proof...

Then when you call him on it he just admits to everything

He knows no shame.

 

[Deleted member 215]

You mean he's not really the Mexican-built bending unit Bender B. Rodriguez?

 

[User.191]

You mean he's not really the Mexican-built bending unit Bender B. Rodriguez?

Well, there goes my last reason to hang around this dump. I'm off back to MacRumors..

 

[Hrafn]

Well, there goes my last reason to hang around this dump. I'm off back to MacRumors..

The grass is greener somewhere.

I mean, or a shitshow. You know: take your pick.

 

[Alli]

Assuming you haven't noticed your missing wallet yet ...

Damnit! I went back and accused the barista of taking it.

Oups….