Epstein Files

[GermanSuplex]

So in America, only two people have been held to account, the ringleader dead and the other pervo moved to a federal penthouse she’s not even allowed to be at.

In America, a democracy, the guy listed the most in the files is ruling as if he’s a king. But in an actual monarchy, the KING is holding his former PRINCE brother to account, for something at least.

What a joke. The worst is yet to come.

 

[MEJHarrison]

So in America, only two people have been held to account, the ringleader dead and the other pervo moved to a federal penthouse she’s not even allowed to be at.

It's interesting that the only person currently in jail is a woman. She should be in prison of course. But there's a lot of men that should be there with her.

 

[dada_dave]

That is not hyperbole that is what his lawyer actually said to him

 

[Yoused]

She should be in prison of course. But there's a lot of men that should be there with her.

But, that would be like …

oh, right, she is not a teenager

 

[dada_dave]

 

[dada_dave]

 

[Cmaier]

Wouldn’t put it past Trump to pardon him for any federal crimes that occurred in the U.S. (seems to be a bunch)

 

[Yoused]

Wouldn’t put it past Trump to pardon him for any federal crimes that occurred in the U.S. (seems to be a bunch)

Epstein Island is in the USVI, so the US could extradite him in order to commence prosecution, to be interrupted by a Felon-ONE pre-emptive pardon. Theoretically.

 

[Cmaier]

Epstein Island is in the USVI, so the US could extradite him in order to commence prosecution, to be interrupted by a Felon-ONE pre-emptive pardon. Theoretically.

There were additionally numerous flights between the mainland and England with young girls on them. Conspiracy to traffic, etc.

 

[dada_dave]

Wouldn’t put it past Trump to pardon him for any federal crimes that occurred in the U.S. (seems to be a bunch)

Epstein Island is in the USVI, so the US could extradite him in order to commence prosecution, to be interrupted by a Felon-ONE pre-emptive pardon. Theoretically.

There were additionally numerous flights between the mainland and England with young girls on them. Conspiracy to traffic, etc.

Somehow I don't think the Brits will be interested in extraditing him - even if it wasn't Trump in power.

 

[Cmaier]

Somehow I don't think the Brits will be interested in extraditing him - even if it wasn't Trump in power.

I dunno. They may be happy to be rid of him. I’d send them Trump if they’d take him.

 

[dada_dave]

I dunno. They may be happy to be rid of him. I’d send them Trump if they’d take him.

Yeah sadly I don't think they'd accept that trade. That would benefit us a lot more than them. He may be the first royal to be arrested in Britain since the original Charles (no small coincidence there) but they'd probably still rather deal with him than take our problem.

 

[Cmaier]

Yeah sadly I don't think they'd accept that trade. That would benefit us a lot more than them. He may be the first royal to be arrested in Britain since the original Charles (no small coincidence there) but they'd probably still rather deal with him than take our problem.

Wait, are you saying we should expect a return of Oliver Cromwell?

 

[Katbel]

There was a comment by Borowitz saying the guy who was arrested 400 hundreds years ago was ashamed to be sharing the same wikipedia page with Andrew