Man Busted For Spicy Chicken Domestic Battery

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Chick-fil-A strikes again, literally.


FEBRUARY 17--During a Valentine’s Day quarrel about infidelity, a man allegedly struck his female companion in the head with a thrown “Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich,” according to Florida police who arrested the suspect for domestic battery.

Investigators say Theodore Anderson, 27, and the victim were having dinner in their home Saturday evening when they began to argue.

The defendant, cops charge, “threw a Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich, striking the victim on the head with it.” Anderson then tossed a “styrofoam cup of blue Powerade,” which left the woman soaked in sports drink.

 
Did his prior run ins with the law also involve sandwiches? 🤣 Just how spicy is the Chick-fil-A sandwich? (don't believe there's any in Canada). Habanero? Ghost? If he was aiming to sock her in the eye with a ghost pepper level of sauciness, that's certainly intent to injure. :D

I'm guessing the judge will throw this out. But, maybe he's a fan of chicken sandwiches and at least a Gen-X'er, if not older - in which case he was raised to not waste food. 🤣

Of course this is in Florida - don't we have a Florida Man thread? :D

Edit. Dammit! Now I want a spicy chicken sandwich!!! :(
 
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