Netherlands thoughtlessly puts historic bridge between the King of Earth's megayacht and the sea

This is a half-billion dollar skiff
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This monolith to obscene wealth and excess is based on the Black Pearl, another huge piece of shit boat that is too big, but not big enough to hide the fact your parents don’t love you … it also needs a second “shadow yacht” that will tag alongside it. … You build the largest sailing yacht in the world and you have to get a second one because not all of your stuff fits.​
 
Yoused said:
This is a half-billion dollar skiff
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This monolith to obscene wealth and excess is based on the Black Pearl, another huge piece of shit boat that is too big, but not big enough to hide the fact your parents don’t love you … it also needs a second “shadow yacht” that will tag alongside it. … You build the largest sailing yacht in the world and you have to get a second one because not all of your stuff fits.​
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If anybody wondered how this translates to CO2 emissions:
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This here is the tender boat for the big skiff.

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Note the helipad. The big boat has three tall masts with sails, so no helicopter pilot wants to set down on that thing. If Columbus had another caravel on his first voyage, you could line up all four bowsprit to stern along the starboard rail of this thing and not be able to see their hulls from the port side.
 
These rich assholes going to space and getting special treatment for their gigantic, expensive toys while they fight unionizing and lobby to make sure their companies pay a big fat zero in federal tax dollars are starting to grind my nerves down.
 
GermanSuplex said:
These rich assholes going to space and getting special treatment for their gigantic, expensive toys while they fight unionizing and lobby to make sure their companies pay a big fat zero in federal tax dollars are starting to grind my nerves down.
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I am starting to suspect that "wealthy asshole" might be redundant.
 
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