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Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion... * Newton said he'd drop in. * Socretes said he'd think about it. * Ohm resisted the idea. * Boyle said he was under too much pressure. * Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. * Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. *...
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“Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion... 
Newton said he'd drop in.Socretes said he'd think about it.Ohm resisted the idea.Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. Volta was electrified at the prospect.Pavlov positively drooled at the thought. Ampere was worried he wasn't current. Audobon said he'd have to wing it.Edison thought it would be illuminating.Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend. Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."Gauss was asked to attend because of hismagnetism.Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.Dr Jekyll declined - he said he hadn't been feeling himself lately.”
 
My wife and I are archaeologists. We use sedimentary layer analysis and Carbon 14 measurements to determine the eras in which the subjects of our studies lived. And at parties, we assertively proclaim, "we date other people."​
 

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