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Natasha Jay :mastodon:🇪🇺 (@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt)
Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion... * Newton said he'd drop in. * Socretes said he'd think about it. * Ohm resisted the idea. * Boyle said he was under too much pressure. * Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. * Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. *...
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“Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion... Newton said he'd drop in.Socretes said he'd think about it.Ohm resisted the idea.Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. Volta was electrified at the prospect.Pavlov positively drooled at the thought. Ampere was worried he wasn't current. Audobon said he'd have to wing it.Edison thought it would be illuminating.Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend. Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."Gauss was asked to attend because of hismagnetism.Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.Dr Jekyll declined - he said he hadn't been feeling himself lately.”
The *really* bad rainbows are refractory to any attempt at rehabilitation.
ADHDean (@adhdeanasl@beige.party)
If both my wife and I were archaeologists who used Carbon 14 decay measures to determine the era in which ancient individuals lived, you bet your ass I’d loudly say “WE DATE OTHER PEOPLE” at parties.
George Takei :verified: 🏳️🌈🖖🏽 (@georgetakei@universeodon.com)
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Can't believe you left out this one:
Tesla had to beg off - his car just lost its front bumper...
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Max Heisenberg was uncertain as to whether Erwin Schrodinger would be there or not there, but he definitely found Neils to be a Bohr.
Alice McFlurry :bc: (@Alice@beige.party)
I don’t know why people are saying I retaliated when I didn't even taliate in the first place.
Dgar (@dgar@aus.social)
I somehow unwittingly used my phone to record a ten minute video of my shoes. It was some excellent footage.
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George Takei :verified: 🏳️🌈🖖🏽 (@georgetakei@universeodon.com)
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