The 2020 Vice Presidential Debate: Pence vs. Harris

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1314019213258952706/

So, what's up with the Pence eye I keep reading about?
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1314022827780177920/

 

[Thomas Veil]

Harris is asked about abortion, talks about voting and health insurance.

 

[fooferdoggie]

man pence is like a question behind always.

 

[Thomas Veil]

And we have our Most Dishonest Moment, with Pence accusing the Democrats of operating by different rules.

 

[lizkat]

There's a fly been sitting on Pence's head for awhile. Gross!

 

[lizkat]

Harris is asked about abortion, talks about voting and health insurance.

Yeah that was weird question though, she was asked if California should pass a state law for access to abortion if Roe v Wade went down. !!??

 

[User.45]

Pence summarized in a single image:

 

[User.45]

There's a fly been sitting on Pence's head for awhile. Gross!

(Flies like dead fish)

 

[User.45]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1314019213258952706/

So, what's up with the Pence eye I keep reading about?
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1314022827780177920/

Subconjunctival hemorrhage. He's constipated or sneezed.

 

[Thomas Veil]

There's a fly been sitting on Pence's head for awhile. Gross!

They’re drawn to shit, so...

 

[fooferdoggie]

the last question pence actually answered it great and took the gold for one question.

 

[User.45]

the last question pence actually answered it great and took the gold for one question.

Agree, but even the fly could tell how full of shit he was.

 

[Alli]

There's a fly been sitting on Pence's head for awhile. Gross!

I added the fly to the poll. I think he came in a strong second.

 

[Alli]

Agree, but even the fly could tell how full of shit he was.

Flies are attracted to shit.

 

[Alli]

Anyone who thought Chris Wallace was a lousy moderator is probably sorry now, cause Susan was so much worse. She needed to replace “thank you, Mr. Vice President” with “oh shut up, man.”

I’m sorry neither of them addressed the question dealing with the age of their partners. I’m glad Pence didn’t address any question.

I’m annoyed that Pence got every question first. Shouldn’t they have alternated? Isn’t that how it works?

 

[Thomas Veil]

Joy Reid made a great point: Mike Pence was supposed to be helping Trump with women, yet all he did was that condescending male thing where he talks over and interrupts a woman every time she tries to speak.

And yes, Susan Page needed to be a lot more commanding.

 

[Eric]

I added the fly to the poll. I think he came in a strong second.

I didn't watch but the fly is all I keep hearing about so I voted for it lol.

 

[User.45]

Do you guys know those soft, limp handshakes? It's like that handshake met a fairy, who turned it into human form that we now know as Mike Pence.

 

[Eric]

Biden capitalizing

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1314031047013732352/

 

[Renzatic]

Like the presidential debates, I decided to skip this one out.

Though to be fair to both Pence and Harris, I usually skip the VP debates. They're pretty much the JV team, there as a contingency plan, and the only thing that's really expected of them is that they're able to speak fluently, and control their drooling for at least 1 hour.

...which, to the apparent benefit of both, they managed to do with flying colors. So congrats to our current and potential vice presidents! They've given us a taste of the glories and wonders of days of yore, when none of us really had to give much of a shit about what was going on in DC unless a war was breaking out, or someone spilled some oil in the ocean.