The Rapture is Coming

[Eric]

Supposed to be here tomorrow so get your shit in order people.

Also, I don't know what form it will be in but I'm hoping for a direct hit so I don't have to hobble away from it.

 

[fooferdoggie]

No, it's not happening Ice arrested Jesus because he was here illegally.

 

[Edd]

These fools never tire of embarrassing themselves.

 

[Citysnaps]

How San Franciscans have been practicing for the Rapture. Everyday.

 

[fischersd]

How San Franciscans have been practicing for the Rapture. Everyday.

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Where are all of the red hats?!

See, at the top, we need a slippery ramp downwards that ends in a wood chipper. Sorry....."The Holy Wood Chipper" That will help to separate the righteous MAGA christian form their sinful mortal coil.

 

[Yoused]

"Let us beatify you: step here, face away from the sea and wait for the sacred trebuchet to bring you a greater wisdom than you have (apparently) ever known."

 

[Eric]

Good news!

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