Trump is going to CPAC. Will be wild!!!

[Thomas Veil]

Donald Trump to speak at CPAC in first major public appearance since leaving office

Trump is expected to talk about the future of the GOP and Biden's immigration policies when he addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference.

www.usatoday.com

There is just so much in this article, much of it humorous. Where to begin?

Trump’s speech will focus on the future of the Republican Party and the conservative movement.

Would anyone be surprised if this is where he decides to introduce a new Trump party?

Trump is the first speaker listed on CPAC's website. Its profile of the former president describes him as the "very definition of the American success story, setting the standards of excellence in his business endeavors, and now, for the United States of America."

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CPAC will be held at the Hyatt Regency in Orlando Feb. 25-28. The conference, which is usually held in the Washington, D.C., area, was moved to Florida due to COVID-19.

Because of course.

Florida: come for the beaches, stay for the coronavirus.

A conference of conservative activists from across the country, CPAC has been a launching pad for many Republican presidential candidates. The former president is just one of a lengthy list of speakers that includes South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis; Sens. Tom Cotton of Arkansas, Ted Cruz of Texas, Rick Scott of Florida and Josh Hawley of Missouri.

All in one place?

Where is a falling aircraft engine when you actually need one?

Wait...here comes the funniest part. This is Trump talking:

"The Republican Party can never again be respected or strong with political ‘leaders’ like Sen. Mitch McConnell at its helm. … Mitch is a dour, sullen, and unsmiling political hack, and if Republican Senators are going to stay with him, they will not win again," Trump said. "He will never do what needs to be done, or what is right for our country."

McConnell is a dour, sullen, unsmiling political hack. Stop it, Don, you're killing me!!

McConnell will never do what needs to be done, what's right for our country. OMG, Donald!! Somebody please, make him stop!!

Republicans highly critical of Trump were not included in the speaker lineup for the "America uncanceled" themed conference.

You must be this delusional to go on this ride.
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Matt Schlapp...

...whose name sounds like someone's naked butt hitting a leather recliner...

...said Sunday that former Vice President Mike Pence declined an invitation to speak at the event.

Well, duh! After most people with an (R) after their name--Trump included--called him a traitor, why would Pence want to show up there? So they could heap more abuse on him?

Schlapp thought it was a "mistake" for Pence to avoid the conference because "his conservative record is well respected, and conservatives want to hear his take on the current threats posed by socialism and this radicalized Democrat party."

If you are looking around wondering who Schlapp is talking about, you're not alone.

Well, that's our show for tonight. Be sure to tune in next week for more of the CPAC Comedy Hour.

 

[Eric]

As long as he runs their party it's a shit show for them, there is absolutely no good that can come from this other than keeping Republicans divided. Fun for us to watch but sad for the people they are supposed to represent, but they voted for him.

 

[Runs For Fun]

He’s either going to announce a Trump Party or tell his minions it’s time for insurrection 2.0.

 

[Alli]

He’s either going to announce a Trump Party or tell his minions it’s time for insurrection 2.0.

Or just demand that the GOP anoint him as candidate in 2024 and do away with the primaries.

 

[Yoused]

I think you spelled "QPAQ" wrong.

 

[JayMysteri0]

I think you spelled "QPAQ" wrong.

CQAC or CQuack?

 

[SuperMatt]

A bunch of overweight old men, probably most with sleep apnea because of it. Should call it CPAP.

 

[User.45]

Donald Trump to speak at CPAC in first major public appearance since leaving office

Trump is expected to talk about the future of the GOP and Biden's immigration policies when he addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference.

www.usatoday.com

There is just so much in this article, much of it humorous. Where to begin?


Would anyone be surprised if this is where he decides to introduce a new Trump party?


Insert , , , , or here.


Because of course.

Florida: come for the beaches, stay for the coronavirus.


All in one place?

Where is a falling aircraft engine when you actually need one?

Wait...here comes the funniest part. This is Trump talking:


McConnell is a dour, sullen, unsmiling political hack. Stop it, Don, you're killing me!!

McConnell will never do what needs to be done, what's right for our country. OMG, Donald!! Somebody please, make him stop!!


You must be this delusional to go on this ride.
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...whose name sounds like someone's naked butt hitting a leather recliner...


Well, duh! After most people with an (R) after their name--Trump included--called him a traitor, why would Pence want to show up there? So they could heap more abuse on him?


If you are looking around wondering who Schlapp is talking about, you're not alone.

Well, that's our show for tonight. Be sure to tune in next week for more of the CPAC Comedy Hour.

loaded indeed

My new fav word: unsmiling.

 

[shadow puppet]

He’s either going to announce a Trump Party or tell his minions it’s time for insurrection 2.0.

Yet sadly, none of his blind followers will remember his lies from one year ago.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1364568196339089411/