What are you doing today?

The only good car story I have is about that time I managed to spit on the back of my own head.
 
OK let's hear that one. ?!

This was years ago, but it was just so weird, it's stuck in my head ever since.

So I'm driving along. I might've had a bronchitis or something like, because I was dealing with a lot of phlegm at the time. Moreso than usual, even. I feel some welling up in my throat, so I do the usual snort hock process to bring it up, roll down the window, and proceed to spit it out.

...but I didn't see that nice little white gob arching through the air away from me. It just...disappeared.

I didn't pay it much mind at first, at least until I starting noticing that there was this cold spot just behind my left ear. Curious as to what it could be, I go up to scratch it, and, well...

Long story short, I managed to spit on the back of my own head.
 
This was years ago, but it was just so weird, it's stuck in my head ever since.

So I'm driving along. I might've had a bronchitis or something like, because I was dealing with a lot of phlegm at the time. Moreso than usual, even. I feel some welling up in my throat, so I do the usual snort hock process to bring it up, roll down the window, and proceed to spit it out.

...but I didn't see that nice little white gob arching through the air away from me. It just...disappeared.

I didn't pay it much mind at first, at least until I starting noticing that there was this cold spot just behind my left ear. Curious as to what it could be, I go up to scratch it, and, well...

Long story short, I managed to spit on the back of my own head.

OK so I knew I would be sorry I asked. Sometimes I wonder at myself.

At least it wasn't a lit cigarette butt went down the back of your shirt on the inside, I've heard of that happening.
 
Practicing with Procreate, my first attempt with no tutorials using an image I found for inspiration. Still a work in progress.

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I'm mowing my neighbor's lawn today. Gonna try to not be attacked by yellowjackets.
 
On vacation for a week. Having a burrito at a decent Mexican place in Kittery, Maine (New England is typically not your goto place for Mexican food) and packing tomorrow morning for a two night stay in Provincetown, Massachusetts, one of my favorite New England destinations. It’s awesome, trust me.
 
More progress today. Hopefully enough of it is gone so he can put the path back on Tuesday now.
 

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