A rant on UPS....

[Renzatic]

A better advocate couldn't be found, you are a true friend. It's too bad we couldn't come up with a solution.

There's really nothing you can do with him. He does what he does, and there ain't a gott-damn thing in the world that will stop him from doing it outside of a ban.

 

[Deleted member 199]

Why would you need a coupon? Glasses of shut the fuck up are always free.

Tragically, there are few who take up the offer.

Makes him feel special.

 

[User.191]

Why would you need a coupon? Glasses of shut the fuck up are always free.

Tragically, there are few who take up the offer.

(Looks inward)

Anyway...

 

[Renzatic]

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU PEOPLE HERE!

...geez. Now I feel bad.

 

[Pumbaa]

Oh for... yesterday @Pumbaa got me with a one-liner sneak-attack whilst I just taken a mouthful of tea and now you just did the bloody same with some grape soda!

I only just cleaned up my desk from yesterday. WIll you all please stop making fucking hilarious wisecracks while I'm trying to bloody drink!!!

@Eric - they're picking on me.....!

You ain’t read nuthin’ yet!

 

[Deleted member 199]

(Looks inward)

Anyway...

You’d only do a spit-take while reading the next post anyway

 

[SuperMatt]

A better advocate couldn't be found, you are a true friend. It's too bad we couldn't come up with a solution.

If you could have blocked him from posting images, probably could have kept him here.

 

[Deleted member 199]

If you could have blocked him from posting images, probably could have kept him here.

What like a meme muzzle?

 

[User.191]

What like a meme muzzle?

 

[Deleted member 199]

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I think your doggo has some mailman in his teeth.

 

[User.191]

I think your doggo has some mailman in his teeth.

Close - UPS driver to be exact...

(And look at that, in one fell swoop I turned the thread full circle!)

 

[Pumbaa]

Close - UPS driver to be exact...

(And look at that, in one fell swoop I turned the thread full circle!)

No wonder your iPad didn’t arrive today!

 

[User.191]

No wonder your iPad didn’t arrive today!

Doggy woz hungry

 

[Pumbaa]

Doggy woz hungry

I am a bit concerned Dogs deserve quality food.

 

[User.191]

I am a bit concerned Dogs deserve quality food.

Hey, it was the new 12.9 with the Mini-LED screen - gotta be worth something!

 

[Deleted member 199]

Doggy woz hungry

He says that but I bet he just wanted the iPad for himself

 

[Eric]

If you could have blocked him from posting images, probably could have kept him here.

There were actually a variety solutions discussed but none we thought he would accept so we just left it alone. @Renzatic hit the nail on the head I think, there's not a lot we can do.

 

[Deleted member 199]

Hey, it was the new 12.9 with the Mini-LED screen - gotta be worth something!

Oh he was just trying to protect you from the blooms dontchaknow.

 

[Deleted member 199]

There were actually a variety solutions discussed but none we thought he would accept so we just left it alone. @Renzatic hit the nail on the head I think, there's not a lot we can do.

Tried neutering? Wait are we talking about the dog or...?

 

[thekev]

You could always try to invite Hieveryone, though doing probably won't lead to a ban. More than likely, you'll be honored for making such a bold move.

He is one of my greatest sources of entertainment of all time. The stuff he says is just completely ridiculous.

One good thing about having him around is that he'll always find a way to kick off a conversation. The bad thing is that he pulls topics from a fairly limited repertoire.

...and holy shit, the memes.

That's basically me if you replace general memes with Futurama references and change topics from {guns, political rants} to {LLVM, image processing}.