Some people buy tickets and go to a stadium to watch a bunch of professional players on the field for an hour and a half. There is some shouting, at times, and occasional fanfarey things. It is a little bit like Major League Baseball, except, stuff happens.
Implying that more stuff happens in a soccer game than a baseball game is quite funny.
He must be counting all the times players fall down and grab their legs while pretending to have suffered a broken spine from being brushed against.
Must be more stuff – baseball has donnybrooks, footie games sometimes result in outright violence in the stands.
Never been to a Red Sox Yankees game I see.
