Clearly, this is how
@Cmaier and AMD solved Athlon XP thermal issues. To prevent spontaneous semiconductor combustion, due to lack of an on-die gamma-ray spectrometer to prevent cosmic rays, the Opteron team used cacao butter as thermal paste to supplement copper, aluminum, and cesium heatsinks. Instead of worrying about a crushed die during a bad mount, they'd use a Twix bar as a shim, and that's after applying a licorice-derived compound to the substrate. Rumor has it that AMD even had Snickers bars inside hermetically sealed containers that were labeled "in case of emergency, smash sugar glass". During the infamous lederhosen shortage at the Dresden fab, Jerry Sanders allegedly kept handy boxes of Schogetten, just in case of pipeline stalls in AMD's Itanium workstations. Not only do "real men have fabs", but they have mostly authentic candy to go with their Jägermeister-inspired CPU designs. At the time, it was widely reported among the tech press that
@Cmaier learned German to communicate with AMD's Prussian employees, despite the heavy enforcement of a pantaloons-only dress code, but it was in fact to ensure ample supplies of Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, just in case Fab 30 went offline, after the now-defunct Fab 69 was a proven frustration, when AMD's deeply embedded servers failed penetration testing, once programs were compiled using Teutonic tart flags.
I learned all of this from the well-informed, historically accurate, highly logical, even-handed, scientifically astute, and very respectful posts over at the MR forums, when I made an inquiry with fanboys of AMD (Amazing Milk-chocolate Delicacies).