So I'm driving home, and I have the car radio on for ten minutes. I masochistically decide to see what Rush Limbaugh has to say about yesterday's fiasco. Maybe
even he will be disconcerted by the insanity that transpired 24 hours ago.
The first thing I hear is some absolutely bonkers commercial about Things They Don't Want You To Know, which I gather is some kind of podcast on an iHeart Radio app? It's about flying saucers, conspiracies and other such rubbish. (Helpful hint: they recommend if you find a GPS unit on your car, you put it on someone else's.)
Oh yeah, absolutely crazy stuff.
Then comes a caller, some woman with a loud screechy voice who rambles on and on about how Trump was heaven-sent and how terrible it is that "they"
(insert evil music sting here ) "got" to everyone--the lower court judges, the state election officials, the FBI, the CIA, even the Supreme Court--in this here effort to take down the
finest president God ever gave this great country!
(Okay. By this time I need a drink--but I'm still driving.)
And then, to my surprise (though I guess it shouldn't be), while Rush doesn't outright put his imprimatur on all of this woman's bat shit, he does say that news coverage of yesterday's coup attempt is being coordinated by all the evil MSM
(Mwah-ha-ha!) to make Trump look as bad as possible, and that this has been going on for four years, and this is finally the culmination of their effort to make sure that Trump can never get back into office.
A-ha! So what happened yesterday is the
media's fault!
(Slaps head) Of
course! Why haven't I seen this before??