Musk offers to buy Twitter

[GermanSuplex]

yeah, but it’s simple to solve. Just fire everyone responsible for the supercharger network and new car development. That will make the libs come back.

Put a decal of people in MAGA hats shooting puppies on the cars, and put a sign in the window that reads “This car given complete freedom to kill you.”

That’s how the GOP is selling itself these days, they may be able to stop the customer bleeding if they resort to some tried and true tactics. Maybe give the models right-leaning names.

“The new all-white Supremacist Series - comes in your choice of white, off-white, cream or bronze tan models. Color options limited, lower financing rates not available to Jews.”

 

[Huntn]

I can see his employees hating him…as in worker “ your expendable in spades!”

 

[dada_dave]

yeah, but it’s simple to solve. Just fire everyone responsible for the supercharger network and new car development. That will make the libs come back.

Don’t forget to ask for a massive pay package at the same time!

Tesla asks shareholders to vote again on Musk's $56 billion payout

Tesla CEO Elon Musk's $56 billion pay package will go to another shareholder vote in June, after a Delaware court voided it as excessive.

www.cnbc.com

 

[GermanSuplex]

Don’t forget to ask for a massive pay package at the same time!

Tesla asks shareholders to vote again on Musk's $56 billion payout

Tesla CEO Elon Musk's $56 billion pay package will go to another shareholder vote in June, after a Delaware court voided it as excessive.

www.cnbc.com

Nobody works for or has the capacity to "earn" 56 billion dollars - cash, stock, bonds, property, or otherwise.

The only way someone amasses that much money is through a broken system. What a joke.

The right somehow takes that critique and changes it to "Hey, Bernie isn't a bum and neither is Joe!", as if there isn't a wide area between digging in the garbage for dinner and billions of dollars.

 

[dada_dave]

Nobody works for or has the capacity to "earn" 56 billion dollars - cash, stock, bonds, property, or otherwise.

The only way someone amasses that much money is through a broken system. What a joke.

The right somehow takes that critique and changes it to "Hey, Bernie isn't a bum and neither is Joe!", as if there isn't a wide area between digging in the garbage for dinner and billions of dollars.

Hey now, since Tesla’s stock is collapsing their CEO would only get a measly 47 billion dollars! That has layers …

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes

AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla workforce, we have come to the decision that stopping the car...

www.theonion.com