Tech Dad Jokes

[Herdfan]

 

[Yoused]

 

[Yoused]

I found this here meme thing, but the caption was cropped off, and I cannot figure out what it said

 

[Herdfan]

Picard always said “Make it so”.

 

[DT]

Right, it's "Make It Sew"

 

[Yoused]

I think your program has a bug.

No, not a bug. More like it has kittens.

Kittens?

Yeah, you know, it is purring along just fine and happy, then, all of a sudden, total chaos.​

 

[dada_dave]

 

[dada_dave]

 

[dada_dave]

 

[Yoused]

With proper relaxation, you can fit more than 63 Earths into Uranus.

 

[Yoused]

 

[casperes1996]

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My zebra is a raid in a striped set

 

[dada_dave]

With proper relaxation, you can fit more than 63 Earths into Uranus.

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Pretty sure I got this book from the library for my 6 year old sons (maybe 5 at the time). I did not point this out - I don’t think they know anus yet.

 

[Yoused]