Tech Dad Jokes

[dada_dave]

 

[fischersd]

 

[dada_dave]

original Bluesky post deleted for some reason, screenshot below:

Either surprised or wants to give me a quest …

 

[Yoused]

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Randall always delivers.

 

[dada_dave]

 

[dada_dave]

 

[Herdfan]

Not so much funny as accurate.

 

[dada_dave]

Bluesky

bsky.app

 

[dada_dave]

 

[fischersd]

 

[Yoused]

Lego Mastery

 

[Yoused]

 

[Yoused]

 

[dada_dave]

Slightly diminish a band: The Who Cares?

Slightly diminish a band: U1

Slightly diminish a band: Milk

Slightly diminish a band: Hall & Sorghum

Slightly diminish a band: The Rolling Pebbles

Slightly diminish a band: Pearl Jelly

Slightly diminish a band: Hug

And the best for last: Fleetwood PC

 

[dada_dave]

 

[Yoused]

 

[Yoused]

I have built a weapon that fires little pieces of common gray igneous rock – it is called a basalt rifle.

 

[Yoused]

 

[Yoused]

This reminds me of the classic logic mistakes.

In WWI, the British switched from cloth hats to metal helmets, after which the incidence of head injuries increased dramatically. Obviously, the metal helmets were causing the increase in head injuries (until one considers that those soldiers would almost certainly be dead instead of injured).

In WWII, engineers examined the planes that returned from battle with bullet holes in the wings and empennage surfaces and decided that those parts of the the planes needed to be armored (if the planes returned, those areas were the parts that could survive damage – the armor needed to be strengthened on other parts of the plane, considering that planes damaged elsewhere had failed to return).