The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[DT]

 

[lizkat]

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It's sinking in with Trump, but not all his supporters get it. I still see idiotic tweets that run to "Even if they say Biden won it's Trump who will be inaugurated."

WTF. The GOP is not going to be able to dismount that ride at all, never mind without more self-harm.

 

[Yoused]

I have no idea where to post this...
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1338515996911525889/

I am a thief in the night

 

[JayMysteri0]

The comedic coup de grace
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1339434099153448961/

 

[JayMysteri0]

No joke! A very worthy cause!

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1339711226834808835/

 

[JayMysteri0]

The Dumbasses Suspected of Plotting to Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer Allegedly Tried to Buy Supplies From the FBI

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

jezebel.com

A man named Victor Gevers, a Dutch hacker, has successfully hacked into President Trump’s Twitter account for the second time. Did he use some sort of elaborate fast typing method to pull this off? Place a bug in Twitter’s servers before he found the right account to get into? Descend from the ceiling at Twitter HR and put a thumb drive into the main computer to copy thousands of people’s information? Nope, nothing fancy. He guessed the password. Both times.

In 2014 Gevers accessed Trump’s account for the first time by guessing the password “yourefired.” He hacked the account once more in October of 2020 by guessing the password was “maga2020!” after five attempts.

Although hacking is a crime in the Netherlands, Gevers was not charged because he met the threshold for proving he was an “ethical hacker.” Gevers was very forthcoming about his internet activity saying that he only did what he did to illustrate “vulnerabilities in the Internet” and not to wreak havoc which probably would have been more fun for the rest of us. [Washington Post]

 

[Thomas Veil]

JFC! This is hysterical, but the technical execution is spectacular! Will cross post to The Badlands ...

I agree—technologically it’s amazing.

And they didn’t miss a trick. The “sleepy-eyed” reindeer is even wearing a walking boot.

Well, I can’t follow that, but I do offer this:

 

[JayMysteri0]

Really not funny, but sadly correct
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1339616789148422145/

 

[Yoused]

Really not funny, but sadly correct
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1339616789148422145/

You are sad about not seeing Individual-ONE's healthcare plan?

 

[Yoused]

and this, well, this really is funny

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[JayMysteri0]

You are sad about not seeing Individual-ONE's healthcare plan?

It's sad because it was another of many lies that 45 supporters bought.

It's sad because there was absolutely NO EFFORT made to even pretend there was a plan at all.

It's sad because it didn't stop the administration to still go after the shell of what we do have for healthcare.

 

[SuperMatt]

and this, well, this really is funny

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I wish there was a space force academy - Space Cadets!

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1340384409430577153/

 

[JayMysteri0]

A blast from the past
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1327270095920504841/

 

[lizkat]

Lady Liberty might have a great idea here. First of the Space Force manned explorations of deep space.

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[Zoidberg]

Here's a fun fact that makes me question whether we're living in a lazily written comedy show:

There's a herpes (of all things!!) type called the Epstein-Barr virus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein–Barr_virus

 

[User.45]

Here's a fun fact that makes me question whether we're living in a lazily written comedy show:

There's a herpes (of all things!!) type called the Epstein-Barr virus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein–Barr_virus

It's also one of those cancer inducing viruses...

 

[SuperMatt]

 

[Yoused]