Chapter 9- Off To The Races.
As you may recall in the last Chapter, I dashed from one hospital to another (Sat 25 Nov) because the first hospital would not accept me (thank goodness) but there was a price to pay, wreathing in pain, howling at the sky, contemplating my soon to be altered existence.
For anyone who says “what the hell, why was an ambulance not taking you?“ The last time my wife rode an ambulence 5 miles to the hospital, it was attempted extortion by the County of $5k, later negotiated down to $2k and when I left the first hospital, there was no significant pain, after the doctor pressed all over my abdomen, and I was stable.
While in the new hospital, my new urologist, Dr. S had conferred with the Emergency Room Doctor, Dr.H and the plan was for me to see him see him on Monday, 27Nov, which I actually managed to do, having to hit the phone, first thing Monday morning, penetrating his office‘s antiquated phone system no one answering, leaving multiple messages. Having them call me back almost felt like a miracle!
The plan in his office was to send out an imaging order for a CT scan with enhanced contrast to the hospital, so the doctor could get a better picture of what was going on in my gut, before pulling out his scalpel. So that week of 27Nov, I went about my business, saw my New primary doctor on Tuesday (28th) and got her up to speed.
Saw my rheumatologist on Wednesday (29th) regarding my Temporal Arteritis*, the plan there is to ween me down off the high dose of Prednisone, to something more healthy without bringing my symptoms (severe headaches, and risk of damaged optic nerve) back.
*I had been calling it Athritis, which is incorrect.
About Wed (29Nov) , I had expected the Hospital to have called me, and while in the Urologist’s office that previous Monday, I had asked the front desk staff about the “imaging order”, one of the girls had it, but was complaining that something was missing, and I actually left there thinking, “ah, they will take care of it”.
So on Wed (29Nov), I called Dr. S’s office 4 times and ended up leaving 4 urgent messages. These messages were urgent, because although I had been given trusty hard core pain management”medicine on the previous Saturday, about Tuesday my abdominal pain had increased to a point where I had to start taking hydrocodone pill every 4 hours and where I could no longer sleep in bed due to pain, where my easy chair had sufficed to sleep in for several nights, it was no longer sufficient to stave off my abdominal side, back pain. In other words things were coming to a boil for a second time.
Then I get an “oops” message from Dr. S’s office the order had been delayed to the hospital. No, not possible?
I arrive at Thursday (30Nov) morning 4am with acute pain on my right side. Joe, my kidney is very unhappy, but not yet spasing out. That would be the pulsing, undulating, pushing nails out into my cut feeling that freezes me in my tracks. I wake my wife and ask her to take me to the hospital, a 20 mile drive. I recline the seat on the Toyota to about 50 degrees, gingerly climb in and fortunately Joe is semi-satisfied it is not being abused by me.
At the hospital, I get the CT with enhanced contrast, constantly in debilitating “give me a couple minutes” pain as any pressure put on my abdomen based on normal movements sets off Joe. The ER doctor consults with someone and they decide to put a drain (needle, tube, external 600 ml bag) into the “liquid filled” cyst.
I’m lightly sedated in an operating room, am told there will be a slight pinch as a needle is inserted into my side. Almost immediately the pain recedes as the bag starts to fill. Repeatedly emptied about 2.5 liters flows out, like formerly having an extra half gallon milk jug taking up space in my gut pressing up against my kidney.
I’m admitted to the hospital for observation. I have to say I had the best hospital food I’ve ever eaten. The next morning Dr.S. the urologist walks in my room with good news, I don’t have a giant damaged kidney with big cyst inside, but a giant liquid filled cyst that is semi surrounding the kidney and that now that the cyst is draining, relieving pressure on the kidney, the kidney is function is returning to normal! Great news, and they were going to release me from the hospital. The plan is to meet with the urologist, this morning 5Dec and decide on the next step.
Because they had been recording how much liquid was draining from the cyst at the hospital, no one asked me, but I continued to monitor this from home as I continued to empty the cyst bag that I keep in the pocket of my pants. It’s been draining at a variable rate of 22-100 ML per hour. The liquid was red, then over the weekend transistioned to pink, and now is a light tan color, but it still flowing. The doctor had mentioned something about it drying up, but so far it has not. I could easily imagine, the next step is to pluck that sucker out. Not so fast, more to come…
Chapter 10- December
Through out this ordeal, regarding my right kidney, there were some pronouncements made that turned out not to be accurate.
- “Enlarged kidney full of cysts”- emergency room doctor after viewing initial CT, when asked by me, the finishing touch, “it will probably have to be removed”.
- “A large liquid filled cyst attached to the kidney”- when first look at by my urologist.
This was later corrected to be a “
subcapsular uranoma”.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7930576/
“Subcapsular urinoma is defined as the collection of urine between the parenchyma and capsule of the kidney.”
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24094-urinoma
Describes how the urinary tract works, why it’s important, what affects the amount of urine produced, and how to keep the urinary tract healthy.
www.niddk.nih.gov
Any knowledgeable medical professionals, feel feee to correct me, but in essence a urinoma forms when urine stops flowing from the kidney to the bladder as it should, completely, in total, and instead leaks out into the subcapsular membrane that surrounds the kidney. This can be caused by a blockage, in the kidney or the ureter that is the tube from the kidney to the bladder.
My case is unusual because often this condition is associated with an injury which as far as I know did not occur. However it has been noted on my right kidney a bend, possibly a kink in the ureter, that might have restricted urine flow enough to cause this condition.
The doctor’s plan was to encourage the urine to start flowing back to the bladder as it should. So plan A was to insert a stint from the bladder, though the ureter, into the kidney. This was an out patient procedure, the stent would provide a definitive path for urine flow from the kidney to the bladder. However in early Dec when this was performed, about 20% of my total urine output continued to drain into the kidney bag, fluid coming from the kidney membrane area.
The doctor explained that the bladder can actually provide back pressure to the kidney, and to further encourage drainage, plan A-2 would be to insert a catheter into, yes I’ll say it, my penis
and into the bladder. This procedure, conducted by Nurse Ratchet (kidding) was very painful, as no numbing agent and no warning was given, as compared to a cystoscopy when they examine your bladder with flexible, rod, camera, and use a numbing agent before any hardware is inserted. In this case, I exclaimed “OUCH!!!” and could imagine I heard a chuckle in response.
So over the Christmas holidays I suffered with a tube hanging out of my privates, strapped to a bag on my leg, and varying degrees of discomfort from, burning to occasional razor blades, to being pierced by nails. I even managed to attend a family Christmas gathering where most people knew my condition, thanks to my wife, but were nice enough not to ask me about it. Besides me walking with a limp, it was not obvious that I had 2 tubes coming out of my body. It was easy to stuff the kidney bag into my pants pocket and it not be noticeable.
This catheter achieved what the doctor wanted, my kidney bag stopped filling urine. After 2 weeks, on Friday (Jan5) I went in and had the dreaded catheter removed. It came out easier than it went in. Over the weekend, the kidney bag remained dry. On Monday (Jan8), I had a Cystocope to remove the stint and the bag remains dry. And this coming Friday, I’m scheduled to have the kidney bag removed.
What next? There is more to be done, I’m just not sure at this point. I can’t say, I am cured at this point, but things are looking up. I believe my kidneys will be studied for functionality via CT scan, urine, and blood work. They don’t know why this condition formed, it’s possible, that any blockage was removed, but no blockage was cited. I believe this bend/kink in my ureter will be further examined as something suspect.
So I’ll close this chapter with, don’t forget about my
Temporal Arteritis.
I’m still working with my rheumatologist, I’ve reduced my prednisone intake from 60mg to 20mg per day, and now they have started me on a scary medication called
Actemra, (read the possible side effects) a once a week injectable whose purpose reduces your body’s immune response, to increase the rate at which I can get off the prednisone, or stabilize at a low rate of steroid exposure, and my understanding is to get off the Actemra too.