On a serious note, is a three page CV too long?
One page, preferably.
Two max - unless, as
@Alli has already observed - you are a prolific and/or published writer with many publications that you need to list.
Unless you are a prolific writer with many publications, it’s way too long.
I'm not a big fan of beer either. But when I do have one, we're polar opposites. I want a good stout.
When I'm in a social situation, if I get an alcoholic drink, it's usually a hard cider. At home, I don't bother. I've never really cared a lot for the taste of alcohol. Regardless of if it's beer, wine or liquor. I still have a Guinness sitting around from a 6-pack I got for my birthday like 5 years ago. I also don't like coffee or tea. What can I say?
Guinness is one of the very, very, few beers brewed outside of Germany that passes - i.e. meets the requirements of - the German Beer Purity Law of 1516 (nothing unnatural allowed: Beer should only be made from barley, hops, water - an amendment allowing for the use of yeast was added later).
Anyway, a few decades ago, the Germans tried to use these quality control arguments - deriving from the Beer Purity Law of 1516 - to exclude other beers from the German market (attempting to argue that it was quality control, protecting German consumers, not mere, crude nationalism, that led to them seeking to exclude such foreign beers from the German domestic market) when challenged under European Community law (the European Community preceded the EU - European Union), in other words, commercial, trade & free market access law allowing products access to foreign (i.e. EU, and earlier, EC) markets.
However, even under those criteria, Guinness - which - as it happened, did meet the requirements of the 1516 Beer Purity Laws - had (therefore) to be freely admitted to German markets.
Having argued under the criteria of the Beer Purity Law of 1516 to exclude beers that failed to meet these criteria, the German authorities couldn't very well then turn around and say, "well, we don't want to allow any foreign beers in German pubs" - that wouldn't work, not legally, not under EU law, nor was it credible given the legal arguments which they had advanced in the European Court - and thus, until the European Court decided on the case (which took years), any beer which met these criteria (as Guinness did), could legally be sold in German pubs.
The point is, that beers that meet the stringent requirements of the German Beer Purity Laws of 1516 do not have additives or preservatives. They are prohibited from using them.
Thus, while I will happily imbibe a Belgian beer that has been sitting in my er - cellar - (okay, cellar come wash room) for several years, I will not touch a Guinness (unless it is one of the legendary "Foreign Extra" - and high alcohol - versions designed for the African, high temperature market) that is more than a few months old.