Actually, and this may sound surprising, I never get them, or, rather, never used to get them; I had two - quite minor ones - so minor, I forgot about them, a week or so after my return from Bosnia.
I have never had nosebleeds. Not until now.
Then, this week, I had two - well, yes, quite, er, voluminous - actually, massive, nosebleeds, three days apart.
I was preparing dinner when I had the first, and - most improbably - was in the shower when the second occurred, this morning.
No, until this week, I have never had a serious nosebleed in my life, and - until a few weeks ago - I had never had any sort of a nosebleed.
Well, I'm just back from nearly ten hours in A&E.
Nosebleeds are bad enough, but many of my poor peers in A&E seemed to have suffered from a variety of bad falls (recent weather, glassy, slippy, roads and footpaths offering a ready explanation), elbows, arms, eyes, legs, heads.....
And then, there were the really serious and truly tragic cases; there is nothing like a few hours in A&E to put a bit of perspective on life and its problems.
Now, normally, I'd never venture near an emergency service at a week-end, especially at a week-end approaching Christmas, but, but but,......two nosebleeds in under four days, - nosebleeds where the bleeding did not cease within 15-30 minutes despite my following the relevant instructions, these merited a second - professional - opinion, if only to try to discover what caused the damned things. And, the second but: My GP does not work week-ends, and the locum would only have sent me to A&E anyway.
Okay: I have scripts (try finding an open pharmacy on a Sunday), and my GP will be written to, as will ENT for further exploration and examination.
Christmas - as I well recall with both parents - is not a good time for health issues to surface.