MEJHarrison
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What's so funny?
- Thread starter Eric
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fischersd
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When I saw that, my first reaction was "How is that cart a dumpster?!"only $9.90 each, or $60 for 10
"The strongest steel is forged in the fire of a dumpster"
I mean, what?
I'm guessing all of the trailer trash bitches that have been called a "dumpster fire" have formed an alliance and are now minting their own currency? I'm presuming it's MAGA approved, as it's batshit crazy.
fischersd
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It should say "Where everything that moves is trying to kill you"
Herdfan
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That’s here also. Once you realize that everything in the desert is designed to kill you, you can have a good time.
I think I forgot to give that lecture to @Chew Toy McCoy, but I got him back in one piece and I think free of cactus thorns.
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Herdfan
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teddy bear cholla is the best
Look nice, pure evil. But not as evil as the jumping cholla:
Herdfan
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I wish I could grow the ocotillo here.
I would plant it all around the edges of the yard to keep the neighbor kids off my lawn.
They may not grow there, but I'll bet Barberry's would. For years we had a huge one under our daughter's window. It didn't look great with the landscape, but we knew no one was getting in her room. Or out of her room.
rdrr
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Three surgeons were debating who is the best surgeon.
Surgeon #1: I had a patient who lost an hand during a 4th of July fireworks accident. I reattached the hand and repaired it and now they are the number one pitcher in the MLB.
Applause by the other two surgeons, and a round of congratualtions.
Surgeon #2: Well I had a patient loose his arm in a shark attack. I reattached the arm and repaired it and that patient is a Quarterback in the NFL and just won the Superbowl!
Applause by the other two surgeons, and acknowledgement that was much better than surgeon #1.
Surgeon #3: Well I had a patient who was in the worst motor vehicle accident that I have ever witness. There were no other survivors, and all that was left of the patient and what I had to work with was an asshole and a cheetos.
That patient went on to become President of the U.S.A.!
Surgeon #1: I had a patient who lost an hand during a 4th of July fireworks accident. I reattached the hand and repaired it and now they are the number one pitcher in the MLB.
Applause by the other two surgeons, and a round of congratualtions.
Surgeon #2: Well I had a patient loose his arm in a shark attack. I reattached the arm and repaired it and that patient is a Quarterback in the NFL and just won the Superbowl!
Applause by the other two surgeons, and acknowledgement that was much better than surgeon #1.
Surgeon #3: Well I had a patient who was in the worst motor vehicle accident that I have ever witness. There were no other survivors, and all that was left of the patient and what I had to work with was an asshole and a cheetos.
That patient went on to become President of the U.S.A.!
