Live: Alex Jones Trial

[GermanSuplex]

On a stern looking photo of himself, Jones Xcretes "I will eat your leftist ass".

How about you don't, and we lie and say you did anyways? A few times, with great vigor and enthusiasm. And we spread it over and over on social media and the radio. "Leftist Ass-Eating Alex Jones Eats Lots of Leftist Ass."

Let's call him "Dipper" and leave it up to the imagination on how he got that nickname.

The comments section is filled with hilarious comments and coded cult speak that only Alex Jones and the cultists understand.

 

[Cmaier]

How about you don't, and we lie and say you did anyways? A few times, with great vigor and enthusiasm. And we spread it over and over on social media and the radio. "Leftist Ass-Eating Alex Jones Eats Lots of Leftist Ass."

Let's call him "Dipper" and leave it up to the imagination on how he got that nickname.

The comments section is filled with hilarious comments and coded cult speak that only Alex Jones and the cultists understand.

Ich bin so verwirrt

 

[Yoused]

I just spent hours trying to pick the emoji that expresses how I feel about this. There needs to be a new emoji.

 

[Cmaier]

I just spent hours trying to pick the emoji that expresses how I feel about this. There needs to be a new emoji.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

I just spent hours trying to pick the emoji that expresses how I feel about this. There needs to be a new emoji.

It needs to be bought to use as a platform for accurate information. Heads would explode.

 

[Yoused]

Hopefully it will draw no more than a couple hundred, leaving Jones with most of the judgement hanging over his head.

 

[GermanSuplex]

The Onion is now the owner of InfoWars.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

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The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

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