Tech Dad Jokes

Never noticed this before,

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I am not touching that one.
 
Proton walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve neutrons here." Proton says "I'm not a neutron". Bartender asks "You sure?" Proton says "Yeah, I'm positive."

Neutron walks into a (different) bar. Bartender asks "What are you having?" Neutron says "Give me a beer." Bartender gives the neutron a beer. Neutron asks "How much?" Bartender says "For you, no charge."

Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve FTL neutrinos here." FTL neutrino walks into a bar.
 
theorist9 said:
Proton walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve neutrons here." Proton says "I'm not a neutron". Bartender asks "You sure?" Proton says "Yeah, I'm positive."

Neutron walks into a (different) bar. Bartender asks "What are you having?" Neutron says "Give me a beer." Bartender gives the neutron a beer. Neutron asks "How much?" Bartender says "For you, no charge."

Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve FTL neutrinos here." FTL neutrino walks into a bar.
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And along those lines. In the window of our science building there is a sign that reads,

"Protons have Mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
 
There has to be some kind of joke about how I tried to get into studying the Tau but there was so much negativity that it just did not last long.
 
The remodeler told me that they had to do our countertops in wood because they are anti-formica.
 
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