The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[lizkat]

A hack or a staffer has had enough. That time has changed a few time by the way

Yeah sadly i think it's a hack. Apparently they had Pence having resigned also lol so that would have made Mme.Speaker the prez...

 

[User.45]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1348236654990012417/

I have to say, this lady has exceptional make-up skills. That periorbital edema is almost fully concealed.

 

[MarkusL]

Yeah sadly i think it's a hack. Apparently they had Pence having resigned also lol so that would have made Mme.Speaker the prez...

They have taken it down now. I was going to take the customer satisfaction survey and ask them to take down the picture of Pompeo because it gives me the creeps, but the popup with the survey gets the same error message.

 

[User.168]

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[lizkat]

Another possibility is an incompetent staffer updating the site with the glorious biography and list of achievements by emperor trump. That page likely should not have gone live.

It was Pence's page also... there were a few tweets w/ snapshots side by side.

Well ya know State's diplomats are not happy about Trump's incitement of insurrection and so I would assume the career public servants at State --or rather those who are actually still somehow holding a job at State after Trump and Tillerson gutted the place-- are not very happy either. So I wouldn't be surprised if "somehow" a little mischief got enabled.

But it's fun glancing at some alternate theories going up now on Twitter

 

[Yoused]

The tell is that is gives a blank time. 19:39 GMT was some while ago, EST is a while yet. They would have tagged the timezone if it were real.

 

[User.168]

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[Yoused]

Fuzzybead has the story

A Disgruntled Employee Changed The State Department’s Website To Say That Trump’s Term Ends Today, Sources Say

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is launching an investigation after biographical pages for the president and vice president were changed on Monday.

www.buzzfeednews.com

 

[Thomas Veil]

Okay, it's funny, but I wouldn't want to be up on charges of hacking a federal website just for the sake of a joke.

T minus 9.

 

[User.168]

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[Yoused]

Refusing the President Medal of Freedom

Belichick won't move forward with freedom medal

Bill Belichick said Monday he will not "move forward" with the Presidential Medal of Freedom that Donald Trump planned to present to him later this week.

www.espn.com

For those who remember that one particular game, one might say “Belichick deflates Individual-ONE's balls”

 

[Yoused]

This has convinced me that we are all wrong and Trump should indeed remain as most glorious president emperor for life

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1348749195407196164/

This has to stand as the primary reason that the WH never had to hoard TP.

 

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[Arkitect]

Steve Bell from The Guardian…

 

[Yoused]

from CNBC, watch out for flying drugs!

One of the things with the wall is you need transparency. You have to be able to see through it. In other words, if you can’t see through that wall — so it could be a steel wall with openings, but you have to have openings because you have to see what’s on the other side of the wall.
And I’ll give you an example. As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don’t see them -- they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It’s over. As cray as that sounds, you need transparency through that wall.​

 

[Thomas Veil]

It's amazing how much of Trump's rhetoric resembles the babbling of somebody who belongs in a group home.

 

[Yoused]

This site was obviously not

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

Presidential Library for the 45th President of the United States

djtrumplibrary.com

composed by any MAGAty type. The page coding is quite good (although there are some of those annoying glitzy features) and the architecture is devoid of the crass gaudiness one would expect from such a place. Clearly nobody associated with the ShitGibbon had anything to do with it.

 

[User.168]

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