The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[lizkat]

This is nicely done.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351244289070800896/

 

[Yoused]

He gets on Angel One at 11am Wednesday to fly to West Palm Beach. The crew experience "technical issues" rather early on and are "forced to put down" in Greenville NC. They get mechanics to work on the vexing problem and finally get it fixed an hour later and then tell him to get off the plane because they have been ordered to take it back to DC, and there is an Amtrak he can take on Friday, which means he has to change trains in Raleigh and the other one will get him to West Palm Beach on Saturday afternoon.

 

[User.168]

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[Yoused]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351567847202308098/

I know a few witches, and they would be offended to be compared to that worthless ____.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351668986291875845/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351731299573256194/

I would have posted this in the other place, but I didn't think I could take another browbeating / scolding from those concerned with the good name of Nazis everywhere.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351950278564704264/

 

[Yoused]

 

[Arkitect]

This is nicely done.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351244289070800896/

If you want to create your own Bayeux memes…

Historic Tale Construction Kit - BAYEUX​

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351910063959494656/

Yes, this maybe cruel, but I laughed & that's all I'm caring about right now.
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351927812848902144/

 

[lizkat]

Yes, this maybe cruel, but I laughed & that's all I'm caring about right now.
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1351927812848902144/

Those are just leading-edge shockwaves over consequences yet to come, and not just loss of nice offices in the West Wing etc.

 

[lizkat]

File under "all the little things..."


https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1352284365854806017/

 

[Scepticalscribe]

Normally, I cannot abide memes.

However, some of the Bernie memes, - the precise set of his seated body, the grumpy (yet masked) facial exression, the folded arms, and oh, those mittens, those wonderful mittens - are simply hilarious.

The mittens make it.

 

[Yoused]

File under "all the little things..."


https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1352284365854806017/

At least Individual-ONE did not try to make off with the Resolute Desk.

 

[Yoused]

 

[Arkitect]

File under "all the little things..."


https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1352284365854806017/

Also File under:

"Adults back in the house."

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1352818640467480577/

 

[thekev]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1352818640467480577/

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[Thomas Veil]

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Reminds me of this house down the road that has three campaign-size signs in front of it.

First sign: SEE THE GOOD
Second sign: SEE THE GOOD
Third sign: TRUMP PENCE 2020

One of these things doesn’t belong.

Normally, I cannot abide memes.

However, some of the Bernie memes, - the precise set of his seated body, the grumpy (yet masked) facial exression, the folded arms, and oh, those mittens, those wonderful mittens - are simply hilarious.

The mittens make it.

Well then, here ya go.

 

[Yoused]

Mike Pence is homeless after leaving office and ‘couch-surfing’ with Indiana politicians, report says

Mike Pence has been residing in public housing for the past eight years

news.yahoo.com