The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[fooferdoggie]

Mike Pence is homeless after leaving office and ‘couch-surfing’ with Indiana politicians, report says

Mike Pence has been residing in public housing for the past eight years

news.yahoo.com

wont his fly share his pad?

 

[Yoused]

wont his fly share his pad?

Come on over here, man, I have some really good shit. ​

 

[lizkat]

As for how the Trump brand is holding up:

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1354533185909043200/

 

[Thomas Veil]

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[fooferdoggie]

this could be trump.

 

[Yoused]

Trump to Defend Self After Receiving Law Degree from Trump University

In his first official statement as the lead attorney of his defense team, Trump vowed not to quit the team “like those other losers.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[lizkat]

Trump to Defend Self After Receiving Law Degree from Trump University

In his first official statement as the lead attorney of his defense team, Trump vowed not to quit the team “like those other losers.”

www.newyorker.com

At least after the trial if something goes wrong by Trump's own big mouth, he can always say he was poorly defended and ask for a re-do at the Supreme Court he thinks he stacked in his favor.

 

[JayMysteri0]

Not only did we get a new press secretary less reliant on falsehoods, but one who isn't afraid of a little sarcasm
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1356689275329388544/

 

[thekev]

Not only did we get a new press secretary less reliant on falsehoods, but one who isn't afraid of a little sarcasm
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1356689275329388544/

It's nice to see an "I don't know. I'll get back to you," rather than a long line of bullshit.

 

[fooferdoggie]

found this on sale on Facebook. really should be a bobble butt.

 

[Thomas Veil]

They spelled "bubblehead" wrong.

At least the head is actual size.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Facebook is giving me all kinds of this crap not sure what it is today but I have seen tons of christian for justice/trump stuff and march with trumps face on it. If you need an excuse to launder money this is it.

 

[Thomas Veil]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1367568906316038151/

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1367609295538380807/

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1367633496919986176/​

 

[Huntn]

found this on sale on Facebook. really should be a bobble butt.
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He just about never smiles. Only when he kicking someone, while thinking how clever he is.

 

[Huntn]

As for how the Trump brand is holding up:

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1354533185909043200/

It all flowed to Florida.

 

[Huntn]

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Along with the idea of Trump humor, these might be funny in a parody If they were not so accurate.

 

[Thomas Veil]

I found this photo of a Q adherent chasing the ever-moving Trump inauguration date.

 

[fooferdoggie]

man I never knew this existed. too bad I don't drink.

 

[Yoused]

What is it with wine, anyway? Nobody can be arsed to pronounce the whole name. "Cabernet", "merlot", "chablis", "pinot grigiot", is it easier to say those names when you are drunk and cannot manage to get to the end of the word?

 

[Yoused]

The "stupidest Donald Trump in America" is a low bar to get under, but somehow he manages,

Donald Trump Jr. Can't Believe People Get Fired On Twitter

Donald Trump Jr., meet Donald Trump.

www.huffpost.com