The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[Yoused]

the Pissed Office

 

[jkcerda]

 

[Eric]

 

[JayMysteri0]

One DNC later, & Goodyear...

 

[Eric]

Nobody saw this coming!

 

[Thomas Veil]

Watching the RNC convention. For some reason it brought to mind this Riddler line from "The Batman" trailer:

What does a liar do after he's dead?​

He lies still.​

​

I don't know why.

 

[hulugu]

This one just kills me.

 

[lizkat]

Jesus.

(Edit: Cooper really is very good at that.]

 

[Thomas Veil]

Only Trump could brag about passing a mental test while sounding like a brain damage case.

 

[DT]

This is just absurdly stupid, not new, terrible quality ... but I just saw it in my twitter feed again and laughed, so here you go ...

 

[lizkat]

Not Trump per se, but humorous in its own sick way. The New Republic watched the opening night of the R's convention for me last night and so Matt Ford today reported among other things that

Charlie Kirk, a conservative activist and the convention’s first speaker, described Trump as “the bodyguard of Western civilization.”​

Okay then. Just so we know whom to thank for all this so called civilization going on here for the past four years.

 

[Thomas Veil]

And it’s just more lionization (deification?) of an already insanely large ego. And his subjects lap it up.

 

[Renzatic]

 

[Eric]

Been there done that.

 

[JayMysteri0]

They often say the secret of success it to look to the future for possible soon to be business opportunities.

 

[Eric]

The man has a point.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1301143085519380484/

 

[Eric]

 

[DT]

Apparently a number of boats ... sank.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302329264533114880/

 

[Yoused]

This is not funny

Multiple boats sink during Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis

A parade for President Donald Trump gets dicey when multiple boats sink on Lake Travis. According to first responders, nobody was injured. At around 2:50 p. m. the TCSO confirmed via tweet that they had responded to multiple calls made about boats being in distress at the parade. They also...

cbsaustin.com

Not funny at all.


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