The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[DT]

It's a complete shit show, there's boats ON FIRE.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302329277367549952/

 

[Thomas Veil]

When morons get together, they don't check lake conditions and they barbecue on deck.

Trying to figure out if this is the Hand of God or just symbolic of Trump's entire term.

 

[Eric]

Apparently a number of boats ... sank.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302329264533114880/

This could not be more poetic.

 

[Eric]

It's a complete shit show, there's boats ON FIRE.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302329277367549952/

The Lord works in mysterious ways

 

[Eric]

Dumbkirk... Apparently they treat life vest like masks and avoid them like the plague.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302344161476128771/

 

[Yoused]

When morons get together, they don't check lake conditions and they barbecue on deck.

But we gots no charcoal

Hey, man, look, deck's made of wood

 

[Thomas Veil]

I’m surprised we didn’t get an angry Trump tweet...

DISGRACEFUL. So called Trump fans sank their BOATS and didn’t go down with them! What kind of LOYALTY is THAT? Losers! Real PATRIOTS would have DROWNED for me. So unfair!​

 

[Thomas Veil]

What do you yell when your Trump boat goes down...”Abandon shit”?

 

[JayMysteri0]

It's amazing what you can learn while practicing your photoshop skills.

 

[Yoused]

Here is the regatta:

Apparently, in a tsunami of symmetry, the sinkings were the result of boats being swamped in the wake of larger boats (hey, I thought he was supposed to drain that thing).

Or, maybe it was protesters with bags of soup?

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1300480941312405511/

 

[Thomas Veil]

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302722944871870464/

 

[Thomas Veil]

 

[Yoused]

Personal account of the sinking of the SS MAGAritaville

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302370759705268229/

 

[DT]

Holy shit ... hahahahaha ...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302996036797882368/

 

[Huntn]

Personal account of the sinking of the SS MAGAritaville

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302370759705268229/

Word is 7 boats sank during the Lake Travis Thump parade, how apropos. I wonder how many were insure?

 

[Huntn]

Holy shit ... hahahahaha ...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302996036797882368/

I assume someone pulled it over?

 

[DT]

I assume someone pulled it over?

Yeah man, there's a rope (or chain) connected to a truck right in the video!

 

[Thomas Veil]

Holy shit ... hahahahaha ...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302996036797882368/

Somebody somewhere is going to get in trouble for that, but that was awesome. Let's hope Trump falls on his face like that on November 3.

Personal account of the sinking of the SS MAGAritaville

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1302370759705268229/

Son of a gun--I thought I was joking!

This idiot really did want to go down with the ship. He's almost crying.