The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[JayMysteri0]

HOLY CRAP!!! It really MUST be election season...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1317870914537541632/

45's back in Church!! 🌩

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1317893851219189760/

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[iLunar]

The Weekend Update on SNL this week was one of the best in a while.

Last night's episode was good. Love Issa Rae!

 

[fooferdoggie]

HOLY CRAP!!! It really MUST be election season...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1317870914537541632/

45's back in Church!! 🌩

someone is truly desperate. How many years I wonder has it been? be funny if he accidentally went to a jewish church.

 

[JayMysteri0]

Well, something 45 can say the previous guy didn't do, he didn't get his own dance.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1317962301081673728/

Maybe that's a good thing?

 

[Eric]

Nailed it.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1318026061720899584/

 

[JayMysteri0]

Nailed it.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1318026061720899584/

So THIS is what 45 was trying for?

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1317918432164159488/

D@mn Covid! If only someone had gotten on top of that shit earlier, 45 might have been more healthy to pull that dance off like he meant.

 

[JayMysteri0]

I will post ONE thing today at least, that makes you laugh
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Just play this as you watch

 

[JayMysteri0]

I hated the original, but this one seems pretty funny & hopeful.
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[JayMysteri0]

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1321447625996918784/

 

[JayMysteri0]

...And because 45's supporters can be as funny & clueless as the guy himself
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[Zoidberg]

It might have been told here already (I ran a search but couldn't find it) but I liked this joke so I'm shamelessly sharing it here:

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None. Trump says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark.

 

[Alli]

Trump has now had the real 2020 experience.
He’s lost his job.
He’s had Covid.
He’s about to be evicted.

 

[lizkat]

It might have been told here already (I ran a search but couldn't find it) but I liked this joke so I'm shamelessly sharing it here:

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None. Trump says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark.

I laughed out loud for the first time in at least four or five days.

 

[dogslobber]

 

[SuperMatt]

July 2030 - The Trump Presidential Library opens:

July 4, 2030: Opening of the Trump Presidential Library

Fireworks and fanfare greeted the opening of the Donald J Trump Presidential Library Casino & Resort in Las Vegas, Nevada, today. President Trump, aged 84, attended the ceremony in handcuffs,…

boingboing.net

 

[Yoused]

July 2030 - The Trump Presidential Library opens:

July 4, 2030: Opening of the Trump Presidential Library

Fireworks and fanfare greeted the opening of the Donald J Trump Presidential Library Casino & Resort in Las Vegas, Nevada, today. President Trump, aged 84, attended the ceremony in handcuffs,…

boingboing.net

Now, I thought he had picked

this place, due to it being so close to his beloved Four Seasons.

I mean, how Spinal Tap can you get? Seriously.

 

[lizkat]

Meanwhile Trump's old tweets and gloats keep coming back like boomerangs. This gem from December 2016.

 

[MarkusL]

Now, I thought he had picked

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this place, due to it being so close to his beloved Four Seasons.

I mean, how Spinal Tap can you get? Seriously.

Maybe "DVDs & Lotions" can cure covid?

 

[Arkitect]

 

[lizkat]

Comic relief: nice riposte to Grenell, who remains a Trump lackey to the bitter end, I guess.