The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[Yoused]

A Hungarian restaurant offers this delicious dish:

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But, but, where are the mushrooms? Or is that just too disgusting to think about?

 

[Thomas Veil]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1329839721971912706/

What a bitch.

If Kayleigh holds a final presser before Trump leaves office, then when she begins her remarks I want to see every reporter get up, turn their backs on her and walk out.

Disrespect should be repaid with disrespect.

 

[lizkat]

Despite the crap associated with him, I still enjoy Brian Williams, and this is A reason why
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1330165223928500229/

Mwah! Well played.

Hilarious if one has been paying attention... but otherwise could look like Williams is just trying to bring on some former Fox viewers, who'd surely see that whole Trump-mocking segment there as a liberal news outlet finally giving The Don some past due credit...

 

[lizkat]

But, but, where are the mushrooms? Or is that just too disgusting to think about?

The mushrooms will be sprouting up in the so called deep state for months or years after burgerboy departs

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[Yoused]

The mushrooms will be sprouting up in the so called deep state for months or years after burgerboy departs

I was thinking more along the lines of that thing Ms. Daniels said.

 

[lizkat]

I was thinking more along the lines of that thing Ms. Daniels said.

Daniels? or Ronna McDaniel? The RNC chair? I quit listening to her public pronouncements after the WaPo reported that she was among those who even as of November 8th, "are publicly fighting on behalf of the president but have acknowledged to others privately that the battle cannot go on for too long,"

Or did I miss something and you're not talking about McDaniel at all... entirely possible... I'm half trying to move on from this whole debacle and focus on Biden's transition-in-the-wings...

 

[User.45]

A Hungarian restaurant offers this delicious dish:

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Pretty hilarious: "24 carat edible gold foil". You have to give it to them, that's a pretty good grasp of this guy's essence.

 

[Yoused]

Daniels?

You know, the one who got $300K from Michael Cohen to not talk about somebody's mushroom-shaped something-or-the-other.

 

[lizkat]

You know, the one who got $300K from Michael Cohen to not talk about somebody's mushroom-shaped something-or-the-other.

Oh yes, Stormy Daniels. How could I have forgotten about her... but that seems so long ago now. Wow, the thing with Trump is that it seems like he's been in office for 20 years, not four..

 

[lizkat]

Meanwhile....

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1330163573012770816/

 

[lizkat]

And.... a little time to poke fun at Trump talking about landslides...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1330259852866834434/

 

[JayMysteri0]

There's a still a wall that was going to be supposedly built, perhaps he hires himself to finish it?
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1330528010483724290/

 

[JayMysteri0]

You have no idea of what to expect
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1330718012576571395/

 

[JayMysteri0]

Facebook is brutal

 

[fooferdoggie]

I am starting to lose the humor in trump. he is getting worse and worse as all his overpriced lawyers have failed in court. its going to be a shitstorm thats going to take a hazmat team of epic proportions to clean up,

 

[Eric]

TheOnion FTW

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1331005273834737666/

 

[JayMysteri0]

From the same Twitter thread
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1331023834716180481/

 

[lizkat]

Another Maestro Ziikos Trump parody video... this one he has trump singing happy b'day to Joe Biden and then borrows some clip to make it look like The Don is complimenting Joe on having been voted "number one in everything... so you're not fired, you're hired!"

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[JayMysteri0]

Please do not consume liquids when watching
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1331074926607015942/