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“I’m a Christian. I would never mask my children.” I’ve read the story of Abraham once too often so I will happily leave my children at the alter and if god wants them they’re his to take. I’m just a vessel. 🙄
 
Florida Man discovers Twitter on August 8th, by August 9th his account had been suspended, by August 12th he was under arrest for his Tweets. Don't Fark with the House of Mouse in Florida

Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies​

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Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies

A man went on a prolific tweetstorm, ranting about Activision's ongoing legal problems and threatening to blow up Disney executives' homes, authorities say. Deputies arrested Steven James Jordan, 31, on Thursday and booked him into the Pinellas County Jail, online records show.
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fooferdoggie said:
Florida Man discovers Twitter on August 8th, by August 9th his account had been suspended, by August 12th he was under arrest for his Tweets. Don't Fark with the House of Mouse in Florida

Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies​

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Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies

A man went on a prolific tweetstorm, ranting about Activision's ongoing legal problems and threatening to blow up Disney executives' homes, authorities say. Deputies arrested Steven James Jordan, 31, on Thursday and booked him into the Pinellas County Jail, online records show.
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I expected the picture to be of Donald Trump when I read the headline.
 
WTF with Activision, hahaha ...

“There were several other tweets directed toward Activision Games in reference to their video games, derogatory comments about their executives, and other current litigation issues,”
 
No matter how good your counterfeit vaccination cards are, if they're for your kids who are 4 and 5 years old, you're gonna get caught

Florida couple arrested in Hawaii for using fake vaccination cards​

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Florida couple arrested in Hawaii for using fake vaccination cards

The couple was arrested on the north shore of Honolulu after attempting to use the cards for their kids who were born in 2016 and 2017. The kids are too young to be vaccinated and gave the couple a…
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Felony Rap In Knifepoint Candy Bar Robbery​

armed robbery for a candy bar then did not even take it.
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Felony Rap In Knifepoint Candy Bar Robbery

AUGUST 19--You’re not you when you’re hungry. A Florida Man is jailed on an armed robbery charge after allegedly trying to steal a Snickers candy bar at knifepoint in a Wawa convenience store. A cler
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I never realized what a fun State Florida is…I usually visit once a year to see my Dad, but so far nothing to report. :unsure: :D
 
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