The official Florida man thread

This one always pops up on imgur, as far as I know it is true lol šŸ˜†

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Even without the tattoos, this guy has petty criminal face. It's like genetics stacked the cards against him.
 
LOL. The Pats logo is goofy enough, but the helmet makerā€™s brand on his forehead??

Even this guy had better tats.

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Wha?

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AUBURNDALEā€” A Lakeland man was killed after officials said he crashed a motorcycle he was riding into a Florida Highway Patrol car and was thrown in the path of a tractor trailer Monday.

Officials said the incident happened in Auburndale around at 7:30 p.m. on State Road 400, west of State Road 559 near Lake Agnes.

According to a release, the marked FHP was car parked inside the shoulder of westbound State Road 400 at Milepost 43, west of State Road 559 as the motorcyclist was traveling westbound on State Road 400 on a 2015 Harley Davidson motorcycle.
Officials said a 25-year-old man from Darlington, South Carolina was also traveling west in the center lane of State Road 400 in a tractor trailer parallel to the motorcyclist.

While assisting a roadway construction crew with closing a lane, the Highway Patrol vehicle moved into the path of the motorcyclist. The motorcyclist ran into the right front side of the FHP vehicle, officials said. The motorcyclist was then thrown from the bike and was struck by the tractor trailer.

The motorcyclist, who was wearing a helmet, died at the scene.

The Florida Highway Patrol is not releasing the names of the drivers because the crash is still under investigation.
 

Because itā€™s Florida the shooting happened way later in the timeline than youā€™d expect.

This reminds me of a guy I knew who got a DUI after the cop was going to let him off with a warning but then said "Well fuck you anyway".
 

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say​

MADISON COUNTY, Fla. (WCTV) - A Madison County Waffle House employee called 911 Monday night to report an attempted robbery. The suspect was unarmed, and simply left after grabbing some napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriffā€™s Office.

MCSO identified Edward William Rodriguez as the assailant, based on video footage and witness descriptions.

Rodriguez entered the Waffle House on 145 SE Bandit Street at about at 8 p.m., said MCSO. Witnesses described him as a white man wearing a gray hoodie, dark jeans, a dark hat, with dark hair. He was reportedly accompanied by a small dog.

Rodriguez then began shouting ā€œget on the ground, yā€™all are getting robbed,ā€ according to MCSOā€™s report. He then stated that he was ā€œhigh and drunk,ā€ before grabbing some napkins and walking out. Rodriguez got into a vehicle and left the parking lot, the 911 caller told deputies.
 

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say​

MADISON COUNTY, Fla. (WCTV) - A Madison County Waffle House employee called 911 Monday night to report an attempted robbery. The suspect was unarmed, and simply left after grabbing some napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriffā€™s Office.

MCSO identified Edward William Rodriguez as the assailant, based on video footage and witness descriptions.

Rodriguez entered the Waffle House on 145 SE Bandit Street at about at 8 p.m., said MCSO. Witnesses described him as a white man wearing a gray hoodie, dark jeans, a dark hat, with dark hair. He was reportedly accompanied by a small dog.

Rodriguez then began shouting ā€œget on the ground, yā€™all are getting robbed,ā€ according to MCSOā€™s report. He then stated that he was ā€œhigh and drunk,ā€ before grabbing some napkins and walking out. Rodriguez got into a vehicle and left the parking lot, the 911 caller told deputies.
People called 911 because a guy stole napkins? Ah, Florida.
 
While Texas is all about bringing the mad & sad, Florida is about the comedy

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In case you are not scratching your head yet in amazement



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Yeah that f'g guy is becoming less and less funny. Wouldn't mask up to meet with a Florida state senator who has cancer.

 

Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage​

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