An epic catastrophe

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Bacon prices have skyrocketed to record levels, and they might not go down anytime soon

Bacon is more expensive for Americans than it has been in the past 40 years.

www.cnn.com

110% of Americans polled said Congress should empty their calendar to do something about this.

 

[DT]

Geez, I pretty regularly score BOGO on thick, center cut Hormel Black Label.

Pro Tip: It cooks up amazing in an air fryer.

 

[SuperMatt]

Who‘s hogging all the bacon?

 

[Renzatic]

Who‘s hogging all the bacon?

Trump.

 

[Pumbaa]

Soon I’ll be worth my weight in gold!

 

[Herdfan]

Who‘s hogging all the bacon?

Ba Da Bump

 

[Renzatic]

Ba Da Bump

Pelosi.

 

[thekev]

Make way for cordovan bacon.

 

[Pumbaa]

Will this epic catastrophe affect Bacon numbers too?

The Oracle of Bacon

Kevin Bacon numbers, link any actor to any other, the Center of the Hollywood Universe, and more

oracleofbacon.org

 

[Eric]

I get that we raise them for food but the conditions they're subjected to in cages where they can't even move or lie down for their entire lives is outrageous. I eat meat but have sworn off pork over this practice.

 

[Thomas Veil]

Those damn pigs think they're so important. Pretty soon they're going to price themselves out of the market. Then when nobody wants them they'll come crying back to us.

Hey, wait a minute...

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

I get that we raise them for food but the conditions they're subjected to in cages where they can't even move or lie down for their entire lives is outrageous. I eat meat but have sworn off pork over this practice.

I stopped eating border refugees for similar reasons.

 

[Yoused]

I stopped eating border refugees for similar reasons.

Nothing quite like the long bacon from long pig when you are holding a fancy donner party.

 

[Herdfan]

I get that we raise them for food but the conditions they're subjected to in cages where they can't even move or lie down for their entire lives is outrageous. I eat meat but have sworn off pork over this practice.

Free range bacon where the hogs get to eat acorns in the best.