Renzatic
Egg Nog King of the Eastern Seaboard
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What will I ever do‽

Shipping times for Apple’s $19 Polishing Cloth slip to late November [Updated]
Delays may drive people to buy inferior third-party polishing products.arstechnica.com
This post I came across in the comments section is dead on.
"The polishing cloths are made from a special attenuated Nappa nanofiber. Apple R&D has perfected the polarization of each nano filament into a plane of alternating wave forms, what we're calling Schrodinger Adhesors. And the results are incredible: with a single wipe you can't tell if 57% of the visible surface matter is there or not. With two wipes this goes up to an incredible 84%. There has never been a more effective way to uncertainly eliminate the appearance of visible surface matter before."
 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
	 
 
		 
 
		 Of course, that makes me my own I.T. department, but it’s worth it
   Of course, that makes me my own I.T. department, but it’s worth it 
 
 
		 
	 
 
		 
 
		

 
 
		

