Rudy Giuliani: What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with him?

Rudy Giuliani’s tweet bragging about evading service of his Arizona indictment. He was served 30 minutes later, during his birthday party.

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Rudy needs an executor. That is another story that’s almost hard to believe, Rudy’s up to about a dozen now.

Also, using his birthday is just another opportunity to grift. Don’t worry, if you didn’t get a chance to leave Rudy a present this time, you’ll have another.

Giuliani is expected to celebrate his birthday, again, on May 31 at the Midtown eatery Amata.

Both parties come with a gift registry including everything from an electric razor and Giorgio Armani cologne to “stain-blocking ceiling paint” and a 55-inch TV.


He‘s also known for his excellent coffee. He’s a man of many talents, none of this is related to his mounting legal bills.


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I bet it’s dried and repackaged coffee grounds.
 
Rudy's team failed to follow proper procedures and pay the fees in the Chapter 11 filing, so it has been dismissed.


This leaves him exposed to other legal actions against him.


I am not even certain as to whether he has any pending appeal in the Georgia election workers case. He is going to be a poor homeless man sitting on the sidewalk, muttering in his MadDog 20/20 stupor.
 
Rudy's team failed to follow proper procedures and pay the fees in the Chapter 11 filing, so it has been dismissed.


This leaves him exposed to other legal actions against him.


I am not even certain as to whether he has any pending appeal in the Georgia election workers case. He is going to be a poor homeless man sitting on the sidewalk, muttering in his MadDog 20/20 stupor.
No appeal pending, though he’s allegedly about to file one (which will be promptly axed)
 
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