Tech Dad Jokes

[Yoused]

I can get marijuana pizza at CostCo? That's a winning combo.

I do not go to costco. They pissed me off with the booze thing. But, as far as I know, they do not have a weed license, at least in this state.

 

[dada_dave]

How alien invasions would actually go these days:

 

[dada_dave]

Dgar (@dgar@aus.social)

René Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. René says, “I think not,” then disappears.

aus.social

 

[dada_dave]

 

[Yoused]

It is bad pun day

 

[dada_dave]

Moose Allain (@MooseAllain@mas.to)

I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".

mas.to

 

[Yoused]

I mean, you know, do some cleanup now and then.

 

[dada_dave]

 

[Yoused]

 

[Hrafn]

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Where there's a will...

 

[dada_dave]

Dgar (@dgar@aus.social)

I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor.

aus.social

 

[dada_dave]

George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 (@georgetakei@universeodon.com)

Attached: 1 image 😂

universeodon.com

 

[dada_dave]

Dgar (@dgar@aus.social)

I have a scary joke about math. But I’m 2² to say it.

aus.social

 

[dada_dave]

 

[dada_dave]

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (@catsalad@infosec.exchange)

Attached: 1 image A map of Europe drawn from memory...

infosec.exchange

 

[Yoused]

One of my brother's favorite questions:

How do you carve a hole?​

The premise being that carving means you slice away everything except what you want.

 

[rdrr]

 

[Herdfan]

https://www.dhmo.org/msds/MSDS-DHMO-Kemp.pdf

 

[cbum]

Guy ask the barman for some H2O.

His neighbor: Can I have some H2O too. Emptying his glass gets him a severe case of oesophagitis.

 

[dada_dave]

George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 (@georgetakei@universeodon.com)

Attached: 1 image Pretty funny if you Acme.

universeodon.com