The official Florida man thread

[fooferdoggie]

Woman hands vodka shots out to passengers when told she can’t take it through security​

In a move that only Florida could pull off a woman flying out of the Miami international airport was informed she couldn’t bring her jug of vodka through airport security. Her solution? Instead of tossing it…she passed around the bottle as fellow passengers glugged a few shots. We have the video.

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The video has gone completely viral on TikTok and shows user @latinnbella and fellow passengers pounding a bottle of vodka before going through the airport security line. It seems she forgot the 100ml rule for traveling with alcohol

Woman hands vodka shots out to passengers when told she can't take it through security - C Boarding Group - Travel, Remote Work & Reviews

In a move that only Florida could pull off a woman flying out of the Miami international airport was informed she couldn't bring her jug of vodka through airport security. Her solution? Instead of tossing it...she passed around the bottle as fellow passengers glugged a few shots. We have the video.

cboardinggroup.com

 

[Thomas Veil]

Give her credit for ingenuity. That is some creative trolling.

 

[fooferdoggie]

As a palate cleanser, may we offer you Florida Woman, attempting to enter Canada with 56 handguns in her car?

Florida woman caught trying to enter Canada with 56 guns in her car​

Florida woman caught trying to enter Canada with 56 guns in her car | News

A Florida woman is facing a slew of charges after allegedly attempting to drive into Canada with 56 guns in the trunk of her car.

dailyhive.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

of course if they called the cops it may have turned out differently but this is florida.

‘Girl tried to kill me’: Biker tells police after shooting librarian accused of pointing gun at him​

ORANGE CITY, Fla. —
Police in Orange City believe a woman intentionally hit a motorcyclist and took off before being shot and killed around 5 p.m. Saturday.

Investigators say the motorcyclist and several witnesses followed her home, and there was then a confrontation right in her front yard.

‘Girl tried to kill me’: Biker tells police after shooting librarian accused of pointing gun at him

Police say a confrontation took place in the roadway and the Kia driver, 35-year-old Sara Nicole Morales, was shot multiple times.

www.wesh.com

 

[SuperMatt]

of course if they called the cops it may have turned out differently but this is florida.

‘Girl tried to kill me’: Biker tells police after shooting librarian accused of pointing gun at him​

ORANGE CITY, Fla. —
Police in Orange City believe a woman intentionally hit a motorcyclist and took off before being shot and killed around 5 p.m. Saturday.

Investigators say the motorcyclist and several witnesses followed her home, and there was then a confrontation right in her front yard.

‘Girl tried to kill me’: Biker tells police after shooting librarian accused of pointing gun at him

Police say a confrontation took place in the roadway and the Kia driver, 35-year-old Sara Nicole Morales, was shot multiple times.

www.wesh.com

More guns keep people safer. Clearly this situation would have turned out better if everybody on the scene had at least two guns instead of just one.

 

[Yoused]

Clearly this situation would have turned out better if everybody on the scene had at least two guns instead of just one.

It is difficult for me to imagine a situation where reducing the number of people in Florida could be a bad thing.

 

[SuperMatt]

Florida man identified as Capitol insurgent by his Michael Jackson impersonation attire...

FBI identified Florida man as alleged Capitol rioter thanks to his job as Michael Jackson impersonator and role in Jesus Christ Superstar | Boing Boing

Yesterday, the FBI arrested James Beeks, 49, of Orlando, Florida, for his alleged role in the January 6 attack on the US Capitol. According to prosecutors, Beeks is affiliated with the Oath Keepers…

boingboing.net

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida woman accused of walking into home, undressing, then hugging and sitting on people​

Florida woman accused of walking into home, undressing, then hugging and sitting on people

CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida woman was arrested Sunday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and undressed herself before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including…

www.wbtw.com

 

[JayMysteri0]

What could possibly go wrong?

The Disgusting Reality Behind Ron DeSantis’ New ‘Army’

The Florida governor has no plans to protect anyone with his proposed state military. The real goal is much darker.

www.thedailybeast.com

This is only a guy who eagerly signed a bill that lets people run over protestors.

What else could he want?

Oh.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Hot under the collar? Police say man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute

Hot under the collar? Police say man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute

Armed with a flamethrower, which is not a regulated weapon, the man allegedly sprayed flames toward a car with three teens inside in parking dispute.

www.gainesville.com

 

[SuperMatt]

Hot under the collar? Police say man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute​

Hot under the collar? Police say man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute

Armed with a flamethrower, which is not a regulated weapon, the man allegedly sprayed flames toward a car with three teens inside in parking dispute.

www.gainesville.com

Wow! I loved this line from the guy with the flamethrower:

“This family, how could I say this — the worst thing that could ever happen to a neighborhood,” Abrams said. “They’ve had issues with other residents, and it needs to be brought to light.”

They are doing something worse than shooting flamethrowers at their neighbors? Must be pretty bad!

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida teen pulled over while racing at 136 mph over a bridge. Even worse, he didn't even win the race

St. Petersburg man drove 136 mph on Howard Frankland, troopers say

Eric Killins, 19, was driving an Infinity G37, racing someone in a Dodge Charger Hellcat, he told troopers. Killins had three passengers in the car.

www.tampabay.com

 

[JayMysteri0]

Until now, I had never used the two words "offensively stupid" together.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1471126604189519873/

Sue schools? These MFer's can't explain to anyone in terms a kindergartener would understand, what CRT is. And you want to let people sue over it?

"Woke"? Really?

For F- sake!

 

[SuperMatt]

Until now, I had never used the two words "offensively stupid" together.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1471126604189519873/

Sue schools? These MFer's can't explain to anyone in terms a kindergartener would understand, what CRT is. And you want to let people sue over it?

"Woke"? Really?

For F- sake!

This crap is catching on in France too.

Why is it that so many people are personally offended when a spotlight is shone upon racist systems? Seems weird for a white person to be personally offended by the teaching of redlining or school segregation or banks’ refusal to lend to black people. Nobody is telling them to feel guilty about it, but they claim it makes them feel guilty. That makes you think... maybe they support these systems or they are secretly racist. Coming out against CRT is a way to be racist without “being a racist.” When BLM became famous, these folks initially tried to attack BLM the “communist organization” but such critiques ended up making the critics look really racist. CRT is just a “concept” supposedly, so they can attack that bogeyman and not “be a racist” while pushing whitewashing of racism in American history.

TL;DR - If CRT makes you personally feel guilty, you probably did something racist, or benefitted from/participated in some racist systems.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida man boards plane with panties on his face in place of a mask. From there, things really begin to take off
several idiots agreed with him and left their flight.

Florida man challenges mask policy on flight by wearing women's underwear on his face

A Cape Coral man tells us he was kicked off United Airlines flight Wednesday morning because he was wearing women's underwear as a face mask.

www.fox4now.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Nude Melbourne man steals truck from dealership, leads cops on chase​

Nude Melbourne man steals truck from dealership, leads cops on chase | 100.7 WFLA | Florida News

Naked Florida man steals truck from dealership, leads police on chase across Melbourne early Wednesday morning.

wflafm.iheart.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

When you call a judge in your child's custody case, make bomb threats and say "I'm about to do some crazy sh-t," guess what - you already did

‘I’m about to do some crazy sh–‘: Clearwater man threatens to blow himself and others up​

‘I’m about to do some crazy sh–‘: Clearwater man threatened to blow himself and others up, deputies say

A Clearwater man was arrested Friday after police said he threatened to use a bomb to kill himself and others at the Judicial Qualification Commission (JQC).

www.wfla.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Robber captured 15 minutes after knocking off Key West bank forgot he lives on island with one way off

POLICE ARRESTED SUSPECTED BANK ROBBER WITHIN 15 MINUTES IN KEY WEST, FLORIDA

On the morning of Dec. 15, Key West Police officers and detectives responded to First State Bank at 1201 Simonton St. for a reported bank robbery. A description of the robber was provided to law enforcement. In fewer than 15 minutes, Key West Police found a suspect, Alphonso Woods, 31, entering...

keysweekly.com

 

[SuperMatt]

Robber captured 15 minutes after knocking off Key West bank forgot he lives on island with one way off

POLICE ARRESTED SUSPECTED BANK ROBBER WITHIN 15 MINUTES IN KEY WEST, FLORIDA

On the morning of Dec. 15, Key West Police officers and detectives responded to First State Bank at 1201 Simonton St. for a reported bank robbery. A description of the robber was provided to law enforcement. In fewer than 15 minutes, Key West Police found a suspect, Alphonso Woods, 31, entering...

keysweekly.com

Reminds me of the scene from True Lies

Gotta love how it looks like the truck is gonna get away until that last missile...

Just searched and lo and behold - an article on how they created the scene!

'True Lies' at 25: blowing up the causeway miniature - befores & afters

Today I will explain behind the scenes of that Florida causeway scene in the James Cameron spy adventure. Click here to learn more.

beforesandafters.com

 

[rdrr]

Robber captured 15 minutes after knocking off Key West bank forgot he lives on island with one way off

POLICE ARRESTED SUSPECTED BANK ROBBER WITHIN 15 MINUTES IN KEY WEST, FLORIDA

On the morning of Dec. 15, Key West Police officers and detectives responded to First State Bank at 1201 Simonton St. for a reported bank robbery. A description of the robber was provided to law enforcement. In fewer than 15 minutes, Key West Police found a suspect, Alphonso Woods, 31, entering...

keysweekly.com

One way off by car or foot. There are several other ways off of Key West, you just need to be a critical thinker. I guess that is the reason for this thread?