The official Florida man thread

Since I did not feel like starting a new thread, I nominate this guy as an honorary Florida Man Wannabe

www.wsaz.com

Man taken to hospital after oxygen tank explodes

A man was taken to the hospital Thursday afternoon after an oxygen tank exploded, 911 dispatchers confirm.
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He was pounding on an oxygen tank with a hammer. Why he was doing that is, well, baffling. It was in Charleston West Virginia, which is, AFAICT, right next to Florida. At least, sometimes it seems like it.
 
Alli said:
He should have been fired immediately.
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This guy got in serious trouble for doing that
apnews.com

Multnomah County deputy pleads guilty to vaccine card scam

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A Multnomah County sheriff’s deputy pleaded guilty Tuesday to misusing vaccine cards, according to the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office.
apnews.com apnews.com
but the part about that story is that the county sheriff cannot manage to hire deputies who live in the same fucking state much less even the same county.
 
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www.newsweek.com

Critics Attack Florida Gov. as COVID Ravages State—'Ron DeSantis is MIA'

Jerry Demings, the mayor of Orange County, said residents should be "outraged" and asked: "Where is Ron DeSantis now?"
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Critics have rounded on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis after his state broke its daily record for new COVID-19 cases three times in a week.

Two Florida elected officials, an MSNBC host, and the head of a group seeking to remove DeSantis from office have all suggested that the Republican governor is "missing in action" in recent days.

The state recorded 46,923 new COVID-19 cases on Wednesday. That was the highest single-day increase in infections since the pandemic began, while the previous record had been set at 32,874 daily cases on Christmas Eve. Before that, a new record of 31,744 cases was recorded on December 23.
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Cross noted that according to The Orlando Sentinel, DeSantis last held a press conference about COVID-19 on December 17. She went to discuss a photo DeSantis had shared to Instagram and Twitter "just hours" after Demings' comments that showed him at a restaurant.
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A demonstration of leadership style for a guy seeking higher office?
 
Update: The guy is in fact actually on vacation.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1476605862533902342/

Just need to find out he's golfing, and he is indeed a fitting replacement.

Oh wait...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1476696376671145984/

🤦‍♂️

WTF?

Wait. This just in...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1476648237364768789/
She's still killing it.
 
JayMysteri0 said:
Update: The guy is in fact actually on vacation.

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1476605862533902342/

Just need to find out he's golfing, and he is indeed a fitting replacement.

Oh wait...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1476696376671145984/

🤦‍♂️

WTF?

Wait. This just in...

https://www.Twitter or X not allowed/i/web/status/1476648237364768789/
She's still killing it.
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I looked for coverage of this on Fox, and didn’t find any direct coverage. However, I did find that they are going after AOC for visiting Miami and eating outdoors without a mask. They also point out that the office of DeSantis called her out for it on Twitter.

So, they are alluding to Ron’s disappearance without actually addressing it, and instead focusing on a House member taking vacation while hand-waving away the absence of the GOVERNOR of possibly the worst-hit state in America.

And DeSantis’ office is trying to distract from his disappearing act by attacking AOC? I mean, at least we know where she is, unlike the Florida governor.

Sadly, many people only get ”news” from Fox, so they might not even know about the missing governor, but they sure are
outraged at AOC, as always.

www.foxnews.com

AOC in Miami Beach for 'taste of freedom' as New York sees record number of COVID cases: report

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared to get an early start on New Year’s weekend Thursday, according to a report.
www.foxnews.com www.foxnews.com
 

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